Hi.Phil Steele here after yet another losing week.Before we get to today's selections,I would like to talk to you about Milennium Sports.Milennium is offering current players a 30% bonus when they re-up their accounts(of course,you have probably had to re-up every week if you have been playing my selections).New players will receive a 200% sign-up bonus.(200% is a lot, but after a month of playing my selections you will wonder why the bonus wasn't 2000%.)Help fund my retirement and call Millennium today!
I will get to the selections momentarily,but I thought you might like to get to know a little about the man that drains your bank account on a weekly basis.Let's play a little multiple choice.
1.Northcoast is
a)a football only sevice that can't pick winners even when the other services are focusing on basketball.
b)where I will relocate when my business folds in Ohio
c)shitty
2.My preferred method of handicapping is
a)throwing darts at a BCS map
b)picking a team until they win
c)pissing in the wind
d)Nebraska!Nebraska!Nebraska!
3.My worst nightmare is
a)the sports monitors fold and no one can document how Northcoast is the #1 football service in the country.
b)Nebraska gets the death penalty and I cannot select them every week.
c)you guys finally figure out what a bullshit artist I am.
4)What is more unbelievable?
a)That I am having my third straight losing year in college football.
b)that I did not lose all of last week's games
c)that I am still in business
5)Which event(s) will definitely occur before I have a winning season in college football?
a)Hell freezes over
b)World Wars III,IV,and V.
c)Haley's Comet.Twice.
And finally I would like to know a little about you.
1.What is the image that most likely comes to mind when you envision betting on Northcoast late phone selections?
a)Rifling through your drug dealing son's room for cash.
b)Carting your wife's jewelry to the pawn shop.
c)Bending over for soap in a Turkish prison.
Boy I love multiple choice.It keeps the mind sharp!Anyway,on to the games!This week,in an unprecedented move,I am going to release 2 sets of plays!
You choose how to lose!
Option A:This is for my followers who don't want to delay the agony.For your convenience,I have selected all 12:00 EST games-this way you will not have your money slowly bled from you over the course of the day-you can lose it all at once!Once the dust settles at 2:00,you can take Junior's car keys over to your man and still be home in time for a nice spam dinner with your family!
4*Tennessee-yes I know they are not playing,but it's the only way not to lose the top rated selection.
4*Indiana-Penn State players are pissed that Joe Pa came back.
4*BC-the initials remind me of a time when I used to win games
3*Kansas-Any team that can beat Nebraska is an automatic selection.
Option B:This is for my more adventurous clients who don't mind chasing their losses.The games are spaced out so you can double up after each loss.
4*Vanderbilt-No one cares about this game.Hopefully you won't care when you lose.
4*Notre Dame-I found a four leaf clover today!
4*Nebraska-They will probably lose 40-10,but Millennium will have the line at 30 while others only have 29.5.Can you say moral victory?
3*Arizona-This game starts the latest,so you probably will not have any money to bet with anyway.
Good luck!And remember next week,I am releasing my game of the decade.As you know, I have never lost a game of the decade selection.
I will get to the selections momentarily,but I thought you might like to get to know a little about the man that drains your bank account on a weekly basis.Let's play a little multiple choice.
1.Northcoast is
a)a football only sevice that can't pick winners even when the other services are focusing on basketball.
b)where I will relocate when my business folds in Ohio
c)shitty
2.My preferred method of handicapping is
a)throwing darts at a BCS map
b)picking a team until they win
c)pissing in the wind
d)Nebraska!Nebraska!Nebraska!
3.My worst nightmare is
a)the sports monitors fold and no one can document how Northcoast is the #1 football service in the country.
b)Nebraska gets the death penalty and I cannot select them every week.
c)you guys finally figure out what a bullshit artist I am.
4)What is more unbelievable?
a)That I am having my third straight losing year in college football.
b)that I did not lose all of last week's games
c)that I am still in business
5)Which event(s) will definitely occur before I have a winning season in college football?
a)Hell freezes over
b)World Wars III,IV,and V.
c)Haley's Comet.Twice.
And finally I would like to know a little about you.
1.What is the image that most likely comes to mind when you envision betting on Northcoast late phone selections?
a)Rifling through your drug dealing son's room for cash.
b)Carting your wife's jewelry to the pawn shop.
c)Bending over for soap in a Turkish prison.
Boy I love multiple choice.It keeps the mind sharp!Anyway,on to the games!This week,in an unprecedented move,I am going to release 2 sets of plays!
You choose how to lose!
Option A:This is for my followers who don't want to delay the agony.For your convenience,I have selected all 12:00 EST games-this way you will not have your money slowly bled from you over the course of the day-you can lose it all at once!Once the dust settles at 2:00,you can take Junior's car keys over to your man and still be home in time for a nice spam dinner with your family!
4*Tennessee-yes I know they are not playing,but it's the only way not to lose the top rated selection.
4*Indiana-Penn State players are pissed that Joe Pa came back.
4*BC-the initials remind me of a time when I used to win games
3*Kansas-Any team that can beat Nebraska is an automatic selection.
Option B:This is for my more adventurous clients who don't mind chasing their losses.The games are spaced out so you can double up after each loss.
4*Vanderbilt-No one cares about this game.Hopefully you won't care when you lose.
4*Notre Dame-I found a four leaf clover today!
4*Nebraska-They will probably lose 40-10,but Millennium will have the line at 30 while others only have 29.5.Can you say moral victory?
3*Arizona-This game starts the latest,so you probably will not have any money to bet with anyway.
Good luck!And remember next week,I am releasing my game of the decade.As you know, I have never lost a game of the decade selection.
