Thank You Shrink For Teaching Me Poker

[jjgold]

Boys a very true story. I got invited to MW poker tourney tonight and really not that good at the game so I e-mailed The Shrink 1 hr before start time and he gave me 15 pointers on how to play. I did not think he would even write back to me as him and I are sometimes at odds and have never spoken to him so I figured an e-mail would be good.

Boys I came in second with all the so called MW sharps that play day and fukkin night. I applied his strategies an they worked to a tee. What is amzing is he does not play much poker I hear or if any at all.

I had a great shot to win on last hand but the guy had 3 of a kind and I had 2 pair going all in.

Kenny your a gambling God!!!! I picked up some food money for tomorrow.

Thank You Shrink!!!

 

[Fishhead]

NICE!

What did you win?

 

[jjgold]

$78.00

Enough money for food tomorrow

Bologne sandwiches to start

Salami and Swiss for seconds

Frankfooters for Thirds

Ice Cream Soda's for fourth

Yes!!!

 

[djking]

my god i can hear you getting bigger you fatt fukk

isn't the coach supposed to be on liquid diet after his wisdeem tooth got chisel out according to my records? wtf? is this guy a lying fukk?

 

[BuckSwope]

$78.00 for a couple sandwiches? :WTF:

Sounds like there is a $40 BJ in there from one of the girls you locked up on the neighborhood watch program, Coach

 

[Journeyman]

Coach do you still do the neighborhood watch, how is that going?

 

[TheGeneral+]

That was mighty nice of SHRINK to teach you like that and you are a fast learner as well. Good job.

 

[jjgold]

Pete I played well last night with so called sharp players

I guess I put on a clinic and Kenny just really gave me pointers, it was nice he wrote back to me .

In the future though he told me to read some good poker books.

 

[TheGeneral+]

Moneymaker was playing against alot of sharp guys too.

 

[jjgold]

True

 

[Fishhead]

Again, congrats on the fine showing at WSEX, one of the worlds finest online pokerrooms.

 

[jjgold]

Fish you would of been proud of me on how I conducted myself at the tables and playing nearly flawless poker

 

[kidslick]

jj no disrespect


you were only playin against 12 other people..

and i also thought you were a WIZARd in this area???????????

 

[NickyDeuces]

Kenny your a gambling God!!!!

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
but I've got it all here in my heart.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it,
I would be nothing with out you.

JJ Hermes, winged messenger of the gods, has moved up a spot to No.4 World Wide. Right on JJ!