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Sorry if you have already seen this.

This is a real President for you....
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God Bless President Bush!!!!!!!!

> >This would seem not really all that relevant to us today until you get
> >to #14. Then chills go down the spine.
> >
> >Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
> > I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
> >Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending
> >my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
> >
> > 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
> >Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey and Juanita
> >Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?
> >
> > 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really
> >planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now
> >they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.
> >
> > 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
> >(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to
> >know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really i s great to know that
> >certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the
> >other one involved does NOT have sex.
> >
> > 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
> >generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie,
> >"Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.
> >
> > 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
> >graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and
> >John Kennedy look moral.
> >
> > 6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the
> >5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
> >testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
> >
> > 7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments
> >from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
> >convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
> >
> > 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of
> >our foreign policy, and fly ing all over the world on "vacations"
> >carefully disguised as necessary trips. It seems you have been
> >campaigning for Secretary General of the United Nations since your
> >reelection in 1996.
> >
> > 9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really
> >didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well
> >deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollar than jet fuel
> >for all of your globe-trotting.
> >I understand you, your family and your cronies have logged in more time
> >aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
> >Good luck on your continued campaign to be King of the world.
> >
> > 10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons
> >of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have
> >them rejoin society.
> >
> > 11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure
> >that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the
> >housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."
> >
> > 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House
> >for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I
> >also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,
> >linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals,
> >etc.)
> >out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus
> >less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
> >
> > 13. And, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar
> >advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million
> >advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay?
> >
> > 14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel
> >to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a
> >bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him.
> >As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had
> >to agree to release so-called "political prisoners." However, the
> >Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American
> >President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren
> >Christopher, insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed
> >Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into
> >Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the
> >American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first
> >identified.
> >It was censored in the US from all later reports.
> >Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
> >
> >
> >What a guy!! If you agree that the American public must be made aware of
> >these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again)
> >for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.
> >
> >SINCERELY,
> >
> >A US Citizen
 

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Saw it a long time ago. You do realize that the "most important point" #14 is just false, right? It was shown to be a different person. No relation whatsoever. And yet apparently the myth lives on.

I'd like to thank Bill Clinton for one of the most properous decades in American history. Ya know, 22 million new jobs and stuff.
 

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Oh yeah, I forgot his Vice President invented the internet
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......and I'd also like to thank Clinton for letting the .com(ers) go bust. Thanks for those millions of jobs lost....and thanks for letting corporations like Enron get away with cooking books....and.... and thanks for depleting our CIA and enabling terrorists to drive planes into our buildings and killing 3000 people and costing people to lose millions of more jobs.
 

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Oh that is a good one Kman, how did he let the dot com crowd go bust? A lot of them made plenty of money, me included. Remember for every dollar lost in the market during the fall, there were a lot of dollars made in the runup. Most people that got "screwed" out of a job or money were greedy and in many cases not exactly qualified or deserving of the money they made. And surely it wasn't Clinton's fault they met their demise, I mean gee if you want to blame a President, why not the guy that oversaw these job losses? And Enron, are you f!@#$ing out of your mind? How did Clinton have anything to do with that fraud? Gee, that one is my nomination for "reach of the month". Do you have some secret evidence soon to be included in the Drudge Report that Clinton was actually doing auditor duty in Houston???
 

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All that crap about the desecrating the White House and taking all that stuff was already investigated at Republican insistence (to the tune of a wasted few million dollars) and found to be BS.

KMAN, you got any other urban myths - like the guy who slept with some babe, wakes up in the morning and finds out she has gone but on the mirror are the words, "You now have AIDS". Happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of mine. Swear it.
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Clinton should have been able to see the . com bubble bursting and should have been able to prevent the loss of those millions of jobs. He should've also had tougher laws in place for corporations to prevent these scandals.(Isn't that what you libs would say about Bush).
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The holy all-efficient markets couldn't see it and yet you want the President to see it and stop it. That's funny. Really.
 

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Bumping old thread because I couldn't bring myself to create another Clinton thread. But this story almost made me LOL.

President Bill Clinton “experiments” with near-vegan diet


Bill later went on to say he chewed but did not swallow.

http://www.examiner.com/vegan-in-national/president-bill-clinton-experiments-with-near-vegan-diet

Just a few weeks after Angelina Jolie decided that her vegan diet nearly killed her, President Bill Clinton revealed that he has adopted a plant-based diet to save his life. In a Huffington Post interview, he said that he is eating a near-vegan menu because he wants to be here to enjoy his future grandchildren.
 

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The holy all-efficient markets couldn't see it and yet you want the President to see it and stop it. That's funny. Really.

But yet you'll still give him credit for the economy during the tech and dot.com boom. Give me a friggin break.
 

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