gtc saw the Dow today and said to himself, "Ya know, it's been a few days since I acted like a penis in the Poly Room..." and 5 minutes later this thread was born.
But back to the topic. I didn't invest with Madoff but my portfolio still looks like I did.
and no, i don't give credit to obama or much of anyone else in washington dc, but i was very, very pleased to receive our second quarter 401k summary today and we had a 13.3% rate of return for the second quarter of 2009. I'm pretty sure that's the best quarter we've had since we set this account up a bit over four years ago.
God told me to do it like that.
Yeah sure.
Just go ahead and admit that maybe Festus knows more about penis than you do.
Henry Ford reminds us that we don't have to be an expert on everything.
We just need to have enough people within easy reach who ARE experts.
I hereby designate FZIT as PoliticoPub Dick Expert
I hereby designate FZIT as PoliticoPub Dick Expert
"I hereby designate FZIT as PoliticoPub Dick Expert"
Cool.
Is that a paid position?
actually you and punter are the only true recipients of the designation which is why it is so sad that punter thinks the plural for penis is penis' ... cmon you Texan goober, embrace what you are! be a proud penis! of course i don't think you've actually been proud of anything in your miserable life so why start now?
btw, i agree with gtc...thank you barack for the increase in the dow. your incredible understanding of economics coupled with your entrepreneurial spirit have ignited a surge like we have never seen! you've started countless successful companies which has obviously motivated people to follow suit and start small business of their own, which of course account for 70% of our nation's jobs (note sarcasm)