thank you barack. dow up over 9000

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heh...I was just thinking about the DJIA today while out working as I was musing about the TOTALRECALL wager after the election where he scored $20 from several of us with his prediction Dow would drop below 6000 before going above 8000.

Not precisely sure, but I think it was only below that number like a week....he won his wager and then it started climbing.
 

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And NO, I don't give credit to Obama or much of anyone else in Washington DC, but I was very, very pleased to receive our second quarter 401K summary today and we had a 13.3% rate of return for the second quarter of 2009. I'm pretty sure that's the best quarter we've had since we set this account up a bit over four years ago.
 

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This is one part of Obama's solutions for America I don't mind. His dislike for oil hopefully will limit supply & drive my oil stocks up higher. His policy is definitely hurting the country but will probably help my oil based portfolio!
 

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gtc saw the Dow today and said to himself, "Ya know, it's been a few days since I acted like a penis in the Poly Room..." and 5 minutes later this thread was born.

But back to the topic. I didn't invest with Madoff but my portfolio still looks like I did.
 

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gtc saw the Dow today and said to himself, "Ya know, it's been a few days since I acted like a penis in the Poly Room..." and 5 minutes later this thread was born.

But back to the topic. I didn't invest with Madoff but my portfolio still looks like I did.

Lotta penis' in here most just hang to the right.
 

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if obama really is responsible for the market surge, then his insights into "profit and earnings ratios" must have been why
 

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and no, i don't give credit to obama or much of anyone else in washington dc, but i was very, very pleased to receive our second quarter 401k summary today and we had a 13.3% rate of return for the second quarter of 2009. I'm pretty sure that's the best quarter we've had since we set this account up a bit over four years ago.



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God told me to do it like that.

Yeah sure.

Just go ahead and admit that maybe Festus knows more about penis than you do.

Henry Ford reminds us that we don't have to be an expert on everything.

We just need to have enough people within easy reach who ARE experts.

I hereby designate FZIT as PoliticoPub Dick Expert
 
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Yeah sure.

Just go ahead and admit that maybe Festus knows more about penis than you do.

Henry Ford reminds us that we don't have to be an expert on everything.

We just need to have enough people within easy reach who ARE experts.

I hereby designate FZIT as PoliticoPub Dick Expert


"I hereby designate FZIT as PoliticoPub Dick Expert"

Cool.

Is that a paid position?
 

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I hereby designate FZIT as PoliticoPub Dick Expert

actually you and punter are the only true recipients of the designation which is why it is so sad that punter thinks the plural for penis is penis' ... cmon you Texan goober, embrace what you are! be a proud penis! of course i don't think you've actually been proud of anything in your miserable life so why start now?

btw, i agree with gtc...thank you barack for the increase in the dow. your incredible understanding of economics coupled with your entrepreneurial spirit have ignited a surge like we have never seen! you've started countless successful companies which has obviously motivated people to follow suit and start small business of their own, which of course account for 70% of our nation's jobs (note sarcasm)
 

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"I hereby designate FZIT as PoliticoPub Dick Expert"

Cool.

Is that a paid position?

Depends entirely on how Big a job you can do.

And since you've now lived in Texas long enough, it's possible that you're like the rest of us (natives) who report everything as at least 1.5 bigger than it appears in your mirror.
 

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RT, you're actually the odd man out in this here thread (so far)

Punter and I are native Texans and Zit has qualified as a naturalized citizen.
 

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actually you and punter are the only true recipients of the designation which is why it is so sad that punter thinks the plural for penis is penis' ... cmon you Texan goober, embrace what you are! be a proud penis! of course i don't think you've actually been proud of anything in your miserable life so why start now?

btw, i agree with gtc...thank you barack for the increase in the dow. your incredible understanding of economics coupled with your entrepreneurial spirit have ignited a surge like we have never seen! you've started countless successful companies which has obviously motivated people to follow suit and start small business of their own, which of course account for 70% of our nation's jobs (note sarcasm)

Could be cause he hires and listens to economist brighter than Phil Gramm.
 

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hehehehe

GTC's 401k just bounced back to $ 288

of course, the economy is still in retraction, but the market is rebounding because

1) company's are making more money despite decreasing sales because they are cutting costs, liking laying people off

2) companys' earnings reports are exceeding very low expectations

there will be no recovery until we the people start spending money

of course, anyone who thinks the POTUS controls such things really has no chance of understanding any of this.

thank you GTC, for making me appreciate everything I have :103631605
 

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