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BOYS I NEVER KNEW MY REPUTATION WASNT ANYTHING BUT SOLID UNTIL I WENT OUT FOR LUNCH TODAY AT MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM FIRST THING I WALK IN AND ROGER BERKOWITZ THE OWNER SAYS BEANTOWNJIM HERE IS A LIST OF OUR LUNCH TIME SPECIALS I SAID HEY ROGER WHAT THE F-CK I AM BEANTOWNJIM I AM NOT LOOKING FOR LUNCH TIME SPECIALS.FOR SOME REASON ROGER THINKS I AM A DEADBEAT HE ALWAYS SAYS TO ME JIM WE ARE A CASH BUSINESS YEH RIGHT ROGER THATS WHY I SEE YOU TAKE 5 DIFFERENT CREDIT CARDS I GUESS YOU JUST WONT TAKE MINE.JESUS CHRIST I MUSHED YOU ONCE ROGER 20 YEARS AND NOW YOU TREAT ME LIKE A SECOND CLASS CITIZEN MAN THESE JEWS HAVE GOOD MEMORIES.
WELL BOYS ANYWAY HERE IS WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH MAN I WAS EATING LIKE A KING.I STARTED OFF WITH A NICE CLAM CHOWDER EXTRA CRACKERS,I WASHED IT DOWN WITH AN ICE COLD CORONA WITH EXTRA LIME.THEN ROGER CAME BY MY TABLE AND SAID HEY BEANTOWNJIM WHAT DID YOU DO HIT THE MEGABUCKS YOUR ORDERING A TWO POUND LOBSTER WITH EXTRA CORN.I SAID LISTEN ROGER I AM HERE ALONE I HAVE A POCKET FULL OF DOUGH IF I WANT A 2 POUND LOBSTER I AM GOING TO GET A 2 POUND LOBSTER YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE ROGER.I ALSO TOLD ROGER IF YOU SEE MY LOVELY WIFE DONT EVER MENTION THIS TO HER SHE WILL KILL ME ^<<^ BOYS WHEN THE LOBSTER CAME I EVEN HAD THEM CRACK IT FOR AN EXTRA CHARGE I DIDNT FEEL LIKE GETTING WATER ON MY NEW POLO SHIRT.BOYS I HAVE TO TELL YOU EATING LOBSTER AND DRINKING ICE COLD CORONAS ON A MONDAY AFTERNOON REALLY MADE ME FEEL LIKE A BIG BUSINESS MAN WHAT A LIFESTYLE.I HAVE TO KEEP WINNING AT GAMBLING IF I WANT TO CONTINUE TO MASQUARADE AROUND TOWN AS A BIG SHOT.BOYS I SAW JACKY PARKER THE COACH OF THE B.U. HOCKEY TEAM HE WAS ALSO HAVING LUNVH FELLAS YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU WILL SEE WHEN YOUR A BIG SHOT AT LEGAL SEAFOODS.
BOYS MY LUNCH CAME OUT TO ABOUT 85 DOLLARS ROGER FELL TO THE FLOOR WHEN I TOLD HIM I MIGHT BE BACK ON FRIDAY I THINK ROGER THINKS I AM A BANK ROBBER HE KEPT SAYING BEANTOWN SERIOUSLY WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THE DOUGH.I TOLD ROGER MY LOVELY WIFE GOT A BIG CHRISTMAS BONUS AT WORK AND I AM HELPING HER SPEND THE DOUGH THE LESS THESE JEWS KNOW ABOUT MY BUSINESS THE BETTER OFF I AM.ROGER SAID IF I COME BACK FRIDAY I CAN HAVE A SEAT RIGHT AT THE BAR SO I CAN WATCH TIGER WOODS WITH MY OWN SCREEN I THINK ROGER IS FINALLY TREATING ME WITH A LITTLE RESPECT I REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN ROGER WOULD ASK ME FOR A CREDIT CARD BEFORE I ORDERED.
BOTTOM LINE BOYS WHEN YOU HAVE THE DOUGH YOU MIGHT AS WELL SPEND IT HELL 100 DOLLARS FOR LUNCH THATS NOT OVER SPENDING IS IT FELLAS.NO MORE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES ON STALE BREAD FOR BEANTOWNJIM
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BOYS I NEVER KNEW MY REPUTATION WASNT ANYTHING BUT SOLID UNTIL I WENT OUT FOR LUNCH TODAY AT MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM FIRST THING I WALK IN AND ROGER BERKOWITZ THE OWNER SAYS BEANTOWNJIM HERE IS A LIST OF OUR LUNCH TIME SPECIALS I SAID HEY ROGER WHAT THE F-CK I AM BEANTOWNJIM I AM NOT LOOKING FOR LUNCH TIME SPECIALS.FOR SOME REASON ROGER THINKS I AM A DEADBEAT HE ALWAYS SAYS TO ME JIM WE ARE A CASH BUSINESS YEH RIGHT ROGER THATS WHY I SEE YOU TAKE 5 DIFFERENT CREDIT CARDS I GUESS YOU JUST WONT TAKE MINE.JESUS CHRIST I MUSHED YOU ONCE ROGER 20 YEARS AND NOW YOU TREAT ME LIKE A SECOND CLASS CITIZEN MAN THESE JEWS HAVE GOOD MEMORIES.
WELL BOYS ANYWAY HERE IS WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH MAN I WAS EATING LIKE A KING.I STARTED OFF WITH A NICE CLAM CHOWDER EXTRA CRACKERS,I WASHED IT DOWN WITH AN ICE COLD CORONA WITH EXTRA LIME.THEN ROGER CAME BY MY TABLE AND SAID HEY BEANTOWNJIM WHAT DID YOU DO HIT THE MEGABUCKS YOUR ORDERING A TWO POUND LOBSTER WITH EXTRA CORN.I SAID LISTEN ROGER I AM HERE ALONE I HAVE A POCKET FULL OF DOUGH IF I WANT A 2 POUND LOBSTER I AM GOING TO GET A 2 POUND LOBSTER YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE ROGER.I ALSO TOLD ROGER IF YOU SEE MY LOVELY WIFE DONT EVER MENTION THIS TO HER SHE WILL KILL ME ^<<^ BOYS WHEN THE LOBSTER CAME I EVEN HAD THEM CRACK IT FOR AN EXTRA CHARGE I DIDNT FEEL LIKE GETTING WATER ON MY NEW POLO SHIRT.BOYS I HAVE TO TELL YOU EATING LOBSTER AND DRINKING ICE COLD CORONAS ON A MONDAY AFTERNOON REALLY MADE ME FEEL LIKE A BIG BUSINESS MAN WHAT A LIFESTYLE.I HAVE TO KEEP WINNING AT GAMBLING IF I WANT TO CONTINUE TO MASQUARADE AROUND TOWN AS A BIG SHOT.BOYS I SAW JACKY PARKER THE COACH OF THE B.U. HOCKEY TEAM HE WAS ALSO HAVING LUNVH FELLAS YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU WILL SEE WHEN YOUR A BIG SHOT AT LEGAL SEAFOODS.
BOYS MY LUNCH CAME OUT TO ABOUT 85 DOLLARS ROGER FELL TO THE FLOOR WHEN I TOLD HIM I MIGHT BE BACK ON FRIDAY I THINK ROGER THINKS I AM A BANK ROBBER HE KEPT SAYING BEANTOWN SERIOUSLY WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THE DOUGH.I TOLD ROGER MY LOVELY WIFE GOT A BIG CHRISTMAS BONUS AT WORK AND I AM HELPING HER SPEND THE DOUGH THE LESS THESE JEWS KNOW ABOUT MY BUSINESS THE BETTER OFF I AM.ROGER SAID IF I COME BACK FRIDAY I CAN HAVE A SEAT RIGHT AT THE BAR SO I CAN WATCH TIGER WOODS WITH MY OWN SCREEN I THINK ROGER IS FINALLY TREATING ME WITH A LITTLE RESPECT I REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN ROGER WOULD ASK ME FOR A CREDIT CARD BEFORE I ORDERED.
BOTTOM LINE BOYS WHEN YOU HAVE THE DOUGH YOU MIGHT AS WELL SPEND IT HELL 100 DOLLARS FOR LUNCH THATS NOT OVER SPENDING IS IT FELLAS.NO MORE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES ON STALE BREAD FOR BEANTOWNJIM
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