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WH PRESS SECRETARY @weknowwhatsbest Obama wants 1 billion for a pres library in Chicago. Most of the money is for security to protect it from the community he organized.








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WH PRESS SECRETARY ‏@weknowwhatsbest 11h11 hours ago A poll shows that if a dead body was found in the trunk of Hillary's car, 7% of Democrats would then consider her "somewhat untrustworthy"

 

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Hillary does have 1 accomplishment: Her behavior has changed the perception of Joe Biden from jackass to dignified statesman.

 

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Today at 2:30 pm-- Pres. Obama will fly AIr Force One to Las Vegas, burning 24,560 gallons of jet fuel to deliver an environmental speech.

 

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China's military has created 2,900 acres of man-made islands. Before leaving office, Pres Obama pledges to vacation at most of them.

 

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WH PRESS SECRETARY ‏@weknowwhatsbest Iran's Ayatollah misspoke when he recently said the annihilation of Israel is his #1 goal. He meant world peace--world peace is his #1 goal.

 

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Showing real skill & dexterity, Pres Obama will congratulate the 3 Americans in France without once using the term "Islamic terrorist."

 

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Without being marked SECRET, Hillary didn't know which emails were classified. Like the one naming & describing our double spy in Beijing.

 

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When it comes to destroying ISIS in their natural surroundings, the president is considering sending our deadliest force--Planned Parenthood

 

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Yes, it's true: Iran will inspect its own nuclear sites. So what. We also left Hillary in charge of her own incriminating evidence.

 

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Pres Obama negotiated another great deal. He heard Jared is available, so he hired him to promote Michelle's school lunches.

 

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Pittsburgh Steeler James Harrison made his sons return their undeserved trophies. Obama, while polishing his Nobel Peace Prize, asked "Why?"

 

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RENEWABLE ENERGY SOURCE: Harnessing the energy a lie detector needle generates when connected to a Clinton.

 

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Pres Obama says visiting Cuba provides valuable insight--a glimpse into America's future under liberal leadership

 

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Al Gore may run in 2016, mainly for the White House residence. His much anticipated tropical home at the North Pole is now buried in ice.

 

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History will show that BHO's 7 long years of negotiating with Iran, China, Mexico, Taliban, Cuba, etc., wasn't in vain--we did get Bergdahl.

 

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WARTIME LEADERSHIP Two different styles...

 

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ObamaCare now includes birth control for men. A handy mood-killing wallet-size photo of Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

 

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You know Roadreeler wanna smash that. ^^^

 

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The GOP has 17 candidates charging ahead; the Dems have 1 candidate with 17 charges ahead.