<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer2/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/93143/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/SONY_FUCK_article.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Sony%20Releases%20New%20Stupid%20Piece%20Of%20Shit%20That%20Doesn%27t%20Fucking%20Work"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of?utm_source=embedded_video">Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work</a>
