So, you think some posters here are idiots?

[Dave007inVegas]

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/muslim-cleric-if-you-masturbate-your-hand-will-be-pregnant-afterlife

A Turkish, Muslim televangelist has told his followers that masturbation will lead to a pregnant hand in the afterlife.

:monsters-

 

[festeringZit]

Already covered:

http://www.therxforum.com/showthread.php?t=651119&page=62&p=11102053&viewfull=1#post11102053

 

[NFLTrends]

yeah... um.... Im definitely going to have about 1,000,000 kids to take care of in the afterlife.

When I was a teenager, I was beating it like it owed me money and stole my dog.

 

[Dave007inVegas]

Already covered:

http://www.therxforum.com/showthread.php?t=651119&page=62&p=11102053&viewfull=1#post11102053

Mea culpa Zit. I don’t follow your 74 page thread on a daily basis.

 

[festeringZit]

Mea culpa Zit. I don’t follow your 74 page thread on a daily basis.

gasp. I'm offended! lol

 

[SmallDaddy]

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/muslim-cleric-if-you-masturbate-your-hand-will-be-pregnant-afterlife

A Turkish, Muslim televangelist has told his followers that masturbation will lead to a pregnant hand in the afterlife.

:monsters-

That is even nuttier than what US televangalist usually say

 

[ScottL]

Sorry Dave but I beat off before you beat off

Someone go to the drugstore and get Dave & Zit the "Morning After" Pill!

 

[Willie99]

IDK, some of the stuff the blame on Fox News is equally stupid

 

[ScottL]

On the other hand (pun intended) -- can you imagine these poor teenage boys in Muslim countries -- going to segregated schools -- squinting to catch a glimpse of some chick a mile away -- she's covered from head to toe -- whacking off feverishly imagining what she looks like under all of that -- then praying he didn't jizz over some cow that looks like his mama.