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Im getting what looks like it should be a 1200 house for 500 bucks. The downside is that its in Rio Oro so that means a longer commute, but it has a huge yard and four good sized bedrooms, everything is pretty new and/or new looking. I cant wait to find out what the catch is, there were a few catholic "protection wards" on the doors, could be evil spirits but lucky for me Im not catholic.
 

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Im getting what looks like it should be a 1200 house for 500 bucks. The downside is that its in Rio Oro so that means a longer commute, but it has a huge yard and four good sized bedrooms, everything is pretty new and/or new looking. I cant wait to find out what the catch is, there were a few catholic "protection wards" on the doors, could be evil spirits but lucky for me Im not catholic.

Cool

Get the SheBar and I a kingsized waterbed for our bedroom and when we arrive she'll bring a custom made mezuzah to hang on your door which should serve as a good Jewish supplement to any of that Catholic mumbo jumbo already in place.

One can never be Too Safe from imaginary boogey spirits.

:howdy:
 
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Cool

Get the SheBar and I a kingsized waterbed for our bedroom and when we arrive she'll bring a custom made mezzuzah to hang on your door which should serve as a good Jewish supplement to any of that Catholic mumbo jumbo already in place.

One can never be Too Safe from imaginary boogey spirits.

:howdy:

You need to get a mezzuzah for every door.
 

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SO BARMAN offers you a free mezuzah and you have yet to Reply with a big ThankYaVerraMuch?

What's your problem with mezuzahs?????

Sincerely

Scott L


d1g1t
 

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Yeah sorry bar, I was afraid to comment because I somehow ended up with the anti-semetic-league lodged in my arsehole. But the truth is Im not a fan of middle eastern voodoo, gives me the hee-bee jee-bees, regardless of creed, color, or any similarities to the Easter Bunny.
 

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Yeah sorry bar, I was afraid to comment because I somehow ended up with the anti-semetic-league lodged in my arsehole. But the truth is Im not a fan of middle eastern voodoo, gives me the hee-bee jee-bees, regardless of creed, color, or any similarities to the Easter Bunny.

haha I'll get you a Hamsa in case Scott L wants to give the stink eye!
 

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I'll pay July's rent if you can teach Jables to obey the following commands by the end of June -- SIT / STAY / LAY DOWN / ROLL OVER / FETCH........
































in Hebrew
 

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After helping NES move all day yesterday and being in the presence of Jables for a few hours. I'll tell you this, Jables doesnt have a shot in hell of learning those commands be it in english, dog talk, spanish or hebrew by july.
 

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After helping NES move all day yesterday and being in the presence of Jables for a few hours. I'll tell you this, Jables doesnt have a shot in hell of learning those commands be it in english, dog talk, spanish or hebrew by july.

hahahahaha!
 

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Barman's wife trained him to do all those in Hebrew in one day. I don't see what the problem is!
 

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After helping NES move all day yesterday and being in the presence of Jables for a few hours. I'll tell you this, Jables doesnt have a shot in hell of learning those commands be it in english, dog talk, spanish or hebrew by july.

BS he was sitting for food last nite and today I got him to do it without a treat in hand. He needs some work but I would be jumping around like a mofo if I had been tied to a tree all my life and stuck in a cage for the last three weeks of it. He is much calmer today, but I'll get him there. Also he wouldnt even piss in the garage, I looked out the window and he was trying to squeeze through the bars so I got up to let him out to do his business. He was so relieved to see me open the door that he accidently leaked a few drops but it was apparent that he was dying to piss and it was taking everything he had to hold back the flow.
 

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Copy and paste it into an online translator (Hebrew to English)


I bet Jables could have figured that out
 

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