No, absolutely not! I should be the ONLY person in the world that offers PPH. In fact, I would charge $100 per player per week and force all agents to send me a steady supply of Balvenie Scotch 21 Year Portwood, high quality Asian porn and 1 box each of Oliva Series V Cigars hand carried by a hot Nica to my call center. Also, each agent that made a profit would need to send me a pet monkey named Judge Wapner. I would train these Wapner Monkies to destroy anyone trying to get into the biz....i should stop there...don't want to get to greedy.
