SCHOOL -- 1958 vs. 2008

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SCHOOL -- 1958 vs. 2008
Scenario:
Jack goes quail hunting before school,
pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1958 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun,
goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2008 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in
for traumatized students and teachers.









Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1958
- Crowd gathers. Mark wins.
Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2008 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it









Scenario:
Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1958 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2008 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.
Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state
because Jeffrey has a disability.









Scenario:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car
and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1958 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal,
goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2008 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse.
Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.
State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers
being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.
Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.








Scenario:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1958 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2008 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
Car searched for drugs and weapons.









Scenario:
Pedro fails high school English.
1958 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2008 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state.
Newspaper articles appear nationally
explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist.
ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system
and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum.
Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up
mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.









Scenario:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July,
puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1958 - Ants die.
2008- BATF, Home land Security, FBI called.
Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,
siblings removed from home, computers confiscated,
Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list
and is never allowed to fly again.







Scenario:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1958 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She faces 3 years in State Prison.
Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy
.







This should hit every e-mail
to show how stupid we have become!
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1958 - Ants die.
2008- BATF, Home land Security, FBI called.
Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,
siblings removed from home, computers confiscated,
Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list
and is never allowed to fly again.


lol all funny i like this one the best
 

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I'm not even that old only been out of school 11 years but back when I was around 16 I guess my dad used to make his own bullets so me and a buddy used to take some gun powder and put it in a copper pipe and blow it up and another time we put it in a wd40 can that one blew up pretty good.

We never got caught doing it but I can only imagine what would happen now if kids got caught doing that kind of stuff.
 
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1958 - Ants die.
2008- BATF, Home land Security, FBI called.
Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,
siblings removed from home, computers confiscated,
Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list
and is never allowed to fly again.


lol all funny i like this one the best
:lolBIG:
 

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My second grade teacher used to hit me with a ruler, and my mom loved it. She'd hit me with a wooden spoon for making my teacher mad.

Nowadays it's "time out". The worst behaved and biggest brats in our family are the "time out" kids.

Just make sure they don't make the same mistake twice, it ain't that hard. Works like a fucking charm.
 

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Good list and too true. Modern society is going downhill as evidenced by all these new disorders. ADD = bratty kid with selfish parents in 90% of the cases. Selfish because they have no regard for the others getting stressed out by their dumb kid. If they really cared, they'd solve it. They all know how but can't be bothered for selfish reasons. It pays to pretend not to know how, though, because then they (the parents) get a lot of attention. Too bad it's illegal to smack them (the parents) into shape lol.
 

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Scenario:
A black guy is running.
1958 - From a lynch mob.
2008 - For President.




















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