Sarah TQ Quits Again

[barman]

THE WASILLA QUITTER QUITS AGAIN
Basket Case Quitter Sarah Palin Cancels Her Own Tea Party Headliner

What has Sarah Palin quit today? Her own headline act at Iowa’s big Tea Party circus this Saturday. And how is this different than everything else this mentally unstable con-artist has quit since losing her one and only national election?

Well, this time, she managed to attack her former dingbat-grifter protege Christine O’Donnell in the process, because Sarah just couldn’t stand the idea that a younger, prettier version of herself might take some of the spotlight — even though Christine O’Donnell isn’t even considered a “potential presidential candidate” by the delusional old white cranks of the Tea Party.

Oh, Sarah, you never let us down, the way you constantly let everyone down.

Real Clear Politics has this comical report:

On the heels of ongoing disputes with event organizers, Sarah Palin is rethinking her commitment to participate in Saturday’s Tea Party of America rally in Indianola, Iowa, two sources close to the former Alaska governor told RealClearPolitics.
The rally’s organizers have caused a stir over the last couple of days by first announcing that former U.S. Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell had accepted an invitation to speak at the event before Palin. Organizers then disinvited O’Donnell before re-inviting her to speak once again.
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Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal adds this kick in the teeth:

The person said Ms. Palin’s appearance was “no longer confirmed” and cited “continual lying” from event organizers at Tea Party of America, including a recent mixup over whether former U.S. Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell of Delaware would also speak.


Ms. Palin is known for last-minute schedule changes that whipsaw supporters and media across the country. But the latest decision is puzzling.
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Puzzling? Is it puzzling when a dog eats its own poop? No, that is just what a dog does. Sources say Sarah Palin is almost out of things to quit now, so she’s threatening random objects around her Wasilla house and also threatening to quit Facebook.

 

[Willie99]

Obsession

a persistent disturbing preoccupation with an often unreasonable idea or feeling

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I think barman talks about Sarah Palin more than all the right wing posters on this forum combined (you know what they say about scorned bitches, eh?)

anyhow, I think he's still doing her two or three teams a week

 

[billhill999]

Sarah is Barman's fantasy fuck

 

[barman]

Obsession

a persistent disturbing preoccupation with an often unreasonable idea or feeling

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I think barman talks about Sarah Palin more than all the right wing posters on this forum combined (you know what they say about scorned bitches, eh?)

anyhow, I think he's still doing her two or three teams a week

Two or three Teams?

I do like parlays

And for the record, this is my first Sarah TQ thread in probably two months......She's really been letting me down

 

[barman]

Sarah is Barman's fantasy fuck

Oh no....that would be Wrong because somewhere back in our mutual family trees, Sarah Heath Palin and I are related by blood.

My mother has completed our branch of Heath family genealogy back to the late 18th century, so it has to be sometime before that.

So maybe on second thought.....If the blood relation is over two centuries separated, it's probably Okey Dokey

 

[barman]

Willow is the one who really intrigues me, but I can't say I'd feel good about having to follow ARod

(badump-bump!)

 

[Buster]

she is allowed as many quits as she wants...unlike mods at gambling sites that take contest money and don't do with them what they are for...they are only allowed one quit...

 

[rolltide]

gets pretty bad when you'd prefer a barman pro-abortion rant over another sarah palin one

surely there has to be someone else out there that can take her place so we can all move along?

 

[paftraft]

Sarah's handlers cringed when they heard Christine O'Donnell was going to speak at the event also, so she balked. When they dis-invite O'Donnell Sarah will be there. I can't blame anyone who wants to avoid O'Donnell.

If Sarah entered the fray even at this late date she'd immediately be #3 in the polls behind only Romney & Perry, check RCP. Sarah down the line will throw her sought after support to Perry in exchange for the cabinet post of Secretary of Energy & she'll certainly be more effective in that role than Steven Chu, Obama's man!

 

[mplastered]

she is allowed as many quits as she wants...unlike mods at gambling sites that take contest money and don't do with them what they are for...they are only allowed one quit...

ouch!

 

[mplastered]

Two or three Teams?

I do like parlays

And for the record, this is my first Sarah TQ thread in probably two months......She's really been letting me down

They make pills for that.

 

[barman]

she is allowed as many quits as she wants...unlike mods at gambling sites that take contest money and don't do with them what they are for...they are only allowed one quit...

All's well that Ends well on that one......sorry I just couldn't be a stiff and give you some easy fodder

Now go and give your fat buddy CK a kiss and tell him it will all be okay

 

[ScottL]

I quit too. Can't get through a paragraph of this wannabe satirist passive-aggressive "Look at me! LOOK AT ME!!!" Bitch Wankette anymore. Talk about over-the-top rhetoric and making mountains out of molehills. I vomit and I quit!

-Scottie TQ

 

[Willie99]

yo bar, so how pages of Sarah's emails did you voluntarily peruse looking for some juicy stuff when the unbiased press was looking for dirt and for volunteers?

did you rub one out while reading them?

 

[barman]

yo bar, so how pages of Sarah's emails did you voluntarily peruse looking for some juicy stuff when the unbiased press was looking for dirt and for volunteers?

did you rub one out while reading them?

I confess that I delegated that task (the persual of emails, not the rubbin') to my writing staff and the one page report they sent back said that all those emails were a whole bunch of nuttin'

 

[Dave007inVegas]

I confess that I delegated that task (the persual of emails, not the rubbin') to my writing staff and the one page report they sent back said that all those emails were a whole bunch of nuttin'

I'm sure AK and Vit were happy to help.

 

[GasMan]

 

[Willie99]

so is this thread really about not doing a speech she actually did?

 

[barman]

If guys like you would quit Bumping these tired Sarah Palin threads, she might just pack her hillbilly grifter bags and go back home to help make more illegitimate grandchildren.

 

[barman]

oops.....sorry.....I intended to type, "Good Morning!"