WASHINGTON POST
MAY 19th
FBI RAID INTERNET GAMBLERS CARAVAN
After Months of surveilance, the FBI raided a Caravan in Florida rented by an RX Forumite who had been posting plays of four and Five Figures on the Website and allegedly was cleaning up contrary to US Law. Such was the committment by The Bureau that they brought in famed Russian Gangster Gambling Investigator Katcha Skaurgi. The raid was co-ordinated so to recoup maximum Cash and the Squad waited till the Poster hit 61% on his plays before hitting the Caravan, which was seen as a front, by 26 Armed Officers at dawn.
However, the gallant swoop quickly turned to farce in finding Poster X in his urinated underpants sharing a single Bed with not only with an over-weight toothless pensioner who had also appeared to have emptied her Bowels but several dozen empty beer cans. After a complete search of all PC software, the Agents were unable to find One Betting Account on file or any logs of the Monster Bets. The Agents are carrying on their investigations following removal of all the Caravans contents, 85 Tins of Baked beans, 2 Porn mags and what Agents found befuddling, 85 Sets of De-luxe Edition Monopoly.
The Bureau brought in Gambling Forum Poster Psychologist Hugh Jlauff, renowned for getting deep in the mind of fictitiously betting Posters on Forums. " Its very common nowadays as some People cannot cope with the real world of Gambling so they take on this existence of being a Super Sharp on the Net, if they lose then they just disappear and come back in another guise". Mr Jlaff went on " In extreme cases when on a winning run, some sufferers have been known to ejaculate over the keyboard in response to on-line accolades from other Posters, its not a pretty business"
All in all The FBI have called this one all wrong, expecting to pick up a Gambling Donald Trump they just picked up a Waster who spends his time in a Gambling forum talking Testicles.
MAY 19th
FBI RAID INTERNET GAMBLERS CARAVAN
After Months of surveilance, the FBI raided a Caravan in Florida rented by an RX Forumite who had been posting plays of four and Five Figures on the Website and allegedly was cleaning up contrary to US Law. Such was the committment by The Bureau that they brought in famed Russian Gangster Gambling Investigator Katcha Skaurgi. The raid was co-ordinated so to recoup maximum Cash and the Squad waited till the Poster hit 61% on his plays before hitting the Caravan, which was seen as a front, by 26 Armed Officers at dawn.
However, the gallant swoop quickly turned to farce in finding Poster X in his urinated underpants sharing a single Bed with not only with an over-weight toothless pensioner who had also appeared to have emptied her Bowels but several dozen empty beer cans. After a complete search of all PC software, the Agents were unable to find One Betting Account on file or any logs of the Monster Bets. The Agents are carrying on their investigations following removal of all the Caravans contents, 85 Tins of Baked beans, 2 Porn mags and what Agents found befuddling, 85 Sets of De-luxe Edition Monopoly.
The Bureau brought in Gambling Forum Poster Psychologist Hugh Jlauff, renowned for getting deep in the mind of fictitiously betting Posters on Forums. " Its very common nowadays as some People cannot cope with the real world of Gambling so they take on this existence of being a Super Sharp on the Net, if they lose then they just disappear and come back in another guise". Mr Jlaff went on " In extreme cases when on a winning run, some sufferers have been known to ejaculate over the keyboard in response to on-line accolades from other Posters, its not a pretty business"
All in all The FBI have called this one all wrong, expecting to pick up a Gambling Donald Trump they just picked up a Waster who spends his time in a Gambling forum talking Testicles.
BOL in all things.
uppy: :toast: 
