Russian Man Grows Penis on Arm

[stucco43]

Photo: ananova.com, image of a similar operation held several years ago

<HR noShade SIZE=1>Russian Man Grows Penis on Arm

Created: 22.03.2005 12:01 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 17:13 MSK<SCRIPT> document.write(get_ago(1111500801)); </SCRIPT> , 8 hours 36 minutes ago



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<!--ADV170-->Russian doctors have conducted an 11-hour operation to replace a patient’s deformed penis with one grown on his forearm, the Moskovskiy Komsomolets daily reports.

The 30-year-old Russian man, whose name was changed in the article to protect his privacy, had a defect from birth — his penis was crooked, two-and-a-half-inches long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes.

The doctors had the penis removed and attached to the man’s arm. Using his body tissue it grew to six-and-a-half inches and was sewn back on to his groin. Silicone tubes were inserted into the organ to ensure an erection was possible. Doctors also created a scrotum from the patient’s own skin and placed silicone testicles in it.

A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months. He added: “Women will never suspect it is artificial.”

 

[xpanda]

A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months. He added: “Women will never suspect it is artificial.”

Ya, suuuurrrrre they won't!

 

[eek.]

hehe.

they might get and inkling after he's been hammering away non-stop for hours...

 

[one9]

Since the guy did without for 30 years, the least they could do is let it grow a little longer. :hump:

 

[PatPatriot]

If he jerks off too much will he get penis elbow??

 

[RPM]

hehe.

they might get and inkling after he's been hammering away non-stop for hours...

oh my god. i am laughing soooo fvcking hard right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RPM]

If he jerks off too much will he get penis elbow??

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG:

 

[cussin'it]

If he jerks off too much will he get penis elbow??

Isn't that what caused his whole problem to begin with?

 

[je2851]

LOL! In Baskets....do you get "Elbow and poke in the eye the same time............:lolBIG:

 

[Marco]

He could at least try a porno flick while it's still attached to his arm.....looks like some easy cash......I've never seen a scene like that before.....

 

[PatPatriot]

If he takes Levitra, will he get a stiff shoulder?

 

[eek.]

He could at least try a porno flick while it's still attached
to his arm.....looks like some easy cash......I've never seen a scene
like that before.....

We need a title for your porno movie Marco.

.....'Armed' for pleasure

starring

Igor Shoulderthruster and Pepper Peaches

 

[eek.]

A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months. He added: “Women will never suspect it is artificial.”<!-- / message -->

Although some women might ask him why he has a footpump with a 4 foot rubber tube plugged into his butt...

 

[PatPatriot]

He'll be known in the porno business as Johhny "The Claw" Holmes.

 

[cussin'it]

He's got a helluva excuse to pass on tues. doubles....."you got tennis elbow?"

Naw just a nagging case of Penis elbow!!!!!

 

[docmercer--banned]

If I recall, wasnt Gamefarce relocating to Russia a few months ago??

 

[RPM]

do women get excited when he wakes up with a stiff arm?:hump: