Men, sons, you thought I wouldn't show up but you were wrong. Rocco is here every week to show you a winning card. To give you a peak behind the curtain, knowing those wizard fucks are trying to work your nickels out of your pockets and into theirs.
But this is where it helps to see the angles. I know what side they want you on and what it means. You can choose to listen to me and be winners; or you can go at this alone or sniffing out other cappers who give you a game of the week, month, year, millenium and be fucking losers and eating department store discount canned goods by winter. You won't have any money to buy your wives nice things and you'll have to take out a loan against your 203b and apply for government assistance. The choice is yours.
To date I am 15-9 against the number; I have give you an NFL game of the year. An MLB game of the year. A College foots game of the year. My Italian game of the week has hit every week. No one fucks like Rocco and you know that this is true. I can't promise what lies below is 5-0. But what lies below should sure as the sun rises be 4.5 and 0. Sure, there will be a fuck finish that beats rocco by a point... see Tampa last week. See Detroit two weeks ago... but you better be up pretty early in the morning to beat rocco.
You've waited long enough, you degenerate pricks. Lets get down to business.
WEEK 5 PICKS:
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES -6.5
HOUSTON TEXANS +1
CAROLINA PANTHERS +2.5
DALLAS COWBOYS -2.5, -3, (ITALIAN HORN GAME OF THE WEEK)*** ROCCO HASNT MISSED A FUCKING DALLAS GAME ALL YEAR
OAKLAND RAIDERS -3
I know what's coming tomorrow. I was a QB at Salem College (and a damn good one) before most of your fathers had pubes. Lay down some money here with what lines up with your gut. We will be having dinner with Deacon Felix and Father Flanigan on Sunday night as we celebrate another winning week. Those fucks who run this fake league are friends of mine. Now, go win before I throw you in the bunadole!
DEL ITALIA!
But this is where it helps to see the angles. I know what side they want you on and what it means. You can choose to listen to me and be winners; or you can go at this alone or sniffing out other cappers who give you a game of the week, month, year, millenium and be fucking losers and eating department store discount canned goods by winter. You won't have any money to buy your wives nice things and you'll have to take out a loan against your 203b and apply for government assistance. The choice is yours.
To date I am 15-9 against the number; I have give you an NFL game of the year. An MLB game of the year. A College foots game of the year. My Italian game of the week has hit every week. No one fucks like Rocco and you know that this is true. I can't promise what lies below is 5-0. But what lies below should sure as the sun rises be 4.5 and 0. Sure, there will be a fuck finish that beats rocco by a point... see Tampa last week. See Detroit two weeks ago... but you better be up pretty early in the morning to beat rocco.
You've waited long enough, you degenerate pricks. Lets get down to business.
WEEK 5 PICKS:
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES -6.5
HOUSTON TEXANS +1
CAROLINA PANTHERS +2.5
DALLAS COWBOYS -2.5, -3, (ITALIAN HORN GAME OF THE WEEK)*** ROCCO HASNT MISSED A FUCKING DALLAS GAME ALL YEAR
OAKLAND RAIDERS -3
I know what's coming tomorrow. I was a QB at Salem College (and a damn good one) before most of your fathers had pubes. Lay down some money here with what lines up with your gut. We will be having dinner with Deacon Felix and Father Flanigan on Sunday night as we celebrate another winning week. Those fucks who run this fake league are friends of mine. Now, go win before I throw you in the bunadole!
DEL ITALIA!
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