Resume and cover letter responses..what not to do

[TheKinz]

Here was a response from one of the job ads we have posted on Career Builder looking for experienced Title Insurance Processors


Resume
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My name is Alterrio Stewart im a great worker and hard
im unemployed and looking for a job i
would like to be placed in sales or cooks also know as
cheffs.I love to cook and eat 19 so young with a lot
of energy looking for full-time or part time work if you
would like to know more about me and
schedule an interview with me email me and i will get back to you asap.

@)

 

[TheKinz]

and another..

Profile
im a hard working person im kinda good at
everything u could tell me and no talk back when ask to do some.

Summary of work experience
i worked at wal mart as cashier, but i was just the hoilday help out.
I worked at family dollar store , but i stop working there cause da wasn't good.

Employment history
wal mart
family dollar store

education
high school diploma

 

[drhockey]

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[TheKinz]

I will keep posting as I get them. This is only a VERY SMALL sampling of what is out there.

 

[bigbet1234]

Can't knock a person for trying

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

I get the same type response to help wanted ads on GL. Im pretty sure they are Nigerian scammers wanting a reply for some unknown reason...

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

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[tatehill2000]

hahahah, "the world needs ditch diggers too!" hahah

dam, what a great elitist.

tater

 

[DrunkenHorseplayer]

Can't knock a person for trying

You can knock them for being 19 years old with the spelling ability of a 4th grader.

 

[letsgohoosiers]

Meh, no harm in trying. No one can get a job now, even with a good resume and cover letter. At least he stood out.

 

[TheKinz]

if you have mortgage or title experience of have a r/e legal background there are endless opportunities. But first you "kinda" have to have a good resume.:lol:

 

[PokerBookie]

Here was a response from one of the job ads we have posted on Career Builder looking for experienced Title Insurance Processors


Resume
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My name is Alterrio Stewart im a great worker and hard
im unemployed and looking for a job i
would like to be placed in sales or cooks also know as
cheffs.I love to cook and eat 19 so young with a lot
of energy looking for full-time or part time work if you
would like to know more about me and
schedule an interview with me email me and i will get back to you asap.

@)

lol

 

[Defying]

Here was a response from one of the job ads we have posted on Career Builder looking for experienced Title Insurance Processors


Resume
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My name is Alterrio Stewart im a great worker and hard

@)

He's hard for the job.. he's REALLY excited about the opportunity:lol::lol:hno:

 

[beejmi]

I do restaurant recruiting and get the same type responses.

People without the proper experience "taking a shot" or real high level guys (Area Managers) used to making $60k a year applying to the $30k job and thinking they can get $60k. They don't get that one of the reasons they are unemployed is because they were making $60k and their company could not afford them. Those people stay unemployed for a long time from what I can tell.

 

[Mr.Smith]

I once worked for a very small company and screened the resumes that would come in by fax when we advertised for something.

you truly would not believe the stuff I saw. The examples here hardly scratch the surface.

 

[onemwtheone]

The way I see it, this is proof positive that there's no excuse for being unemployed. The workforce in this country is filled with complete imbeciles, so having even rudimentary speaking and writing skills makes you hirable, even in this economy.