Reliable marijuana cleansing product?

[HarryCaray]

I was recently offered a job that would be a huge step up in my career. However, they are asking me to take a drug test next week. I have smoked pot daily for many years, and have never had to take a test. I know there is a multitude of cleansing products out there, but I need to be SURE that I will pass. Anyone have any positive or negative experiences with specific cleansers?
Money is not really an object here.

Thanks in advance!

 

[HarryCaray]

Forgot to add...it is a urine test and I will have to take it on Monday (in 3 days). I last smoked yesterday but will not smoke this weekend (if necessary).

 

[DELSOLII]

first off, you should stop smoking until the test is done.

You should drink as much water as possible and piss all day. sit in steam rooms to sweat out toxins.

In regards to a product, a buddy of mine used a drink 3 hours before. It seemed to work as long as you followed the directions.

Good luck.


Sol II

 

[BASEHEAD]

You will not clean out in three days.Definitely stop now and look into a masking supplement.On Friday I think you are in a bit of a bind.The THC gets into the fat cells and theres no way to shed that in a couple of days.

Go to 7-11 and buy a Hightimes mag.

 

[BadCo]

Go to your local head shop and purchase kit.

Start drinking gallons of water now till the test.

I have passed a few of these and each time I freak out because how embarassing if you fail huh.

You;ll have to stay home all weekend cause you'll be pissing every five minutes.

More effective if you are a lean mean string bean.

GL

 

[HarryCaray]

Go to your local head shop and purchase kit.

Start drinking gallons of water now till the test.

I have passed a few of these and each time I freak out because how embarassing if you fail huh.

You;ll have to stay home all weekend cause you'll be pissing every five minutes.

More effective if you are a lean mean string bean.

GL

I am a fatass. I was considering this...
http://www.passyourtest.com/sd-never-fail-information.htm

 

[LVHCM]

http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm

 

[BadCo]

Try this 2mrw.........Go to the grocery store and buy some cerno.

It is a gell used for canning.At another forum this Navy recruiter came into a thread just like this one and said cerno does the trick also a gal at one of the resteraunts I service said cerno also.

Drink the cerno and a shit load of water go to riteaid buy a drug testing kit and see if you get positive or negative reading.

$89 is way to much try this first let us know?

 

[kingbill]

Will pot matter? I find it Crazy that people would care. Crack, Heroin, Meth etc. yes for sure but weed shouldn't be a big concern unless it's a job where being on time is the most important quality.
Do you have a friend who can lend you a cup of urine?

 

[BadCo]

They test the temprature of the urine,they also make you sit for 15-20 minutes in case your trying to bring some in with you.

Just try the cerno thing if that doesn;t work buy a kit and relax.

I;ve been there man.



I got some killer weed man check it out.

Wow that shit looks wierd man what kinda weed is that?

Oh it;s labador weed man.

Labador weed wtf.

Yea man my dog ate my bag and I followed him around for a week and got it back.

Cool lets smoke some man.

 

[SunDodger]

Golden Seal Root has always worked for me. Every time, never failed. I've passed five tests over the last 3 years with it. Seven days is best, but I've done it in four. Three days poppin' the golden seal with lots of water and the last day just water only to flush out the golden seal.

The time I did it in 4 days I got called in for a second interview, got an immeadiate offer. I said yes, boom they want to send me out for a piss test right then. This was on a Friday. I took the paperwork home with me, called them a few hours later and used the "car broke down" lie to buy some time to clean out over the weekend. I didn't even call them on Monday and just took the test on Tuesday. They called me three days later saying they got the results and could I start on Monday.

I had a gram a day habit at the time. How much do you smoke on average??

Two of my friends tried to use masking drinks and failed. The safest way is to totally clean out.

You need to think of a really good lie and push back this test. Go to a GNC Nutrition store and buy a big bottle of the Golden Seal Root.

Good luck with whatever you try.

 

[HarryCaray]

I had a gram a day habit at the time. How much do you smoke on average??

An eighth usually lasts me about a week or so, so I would say a half gram a day on average, more on weekends of course.

Thanks for the info, I will give the Golden Root a shot. I haven't smoked since Thursday night, so I will be 6 days clean come test time.

 

[HarryCaray]

Will pot matter? I find it Crazy that people would care. Crack, Heroin, Meth etc. yes for sure but weed shouldn't be a big concern unless it's a job where being on time is the most important quality.

Couldnt agree more. They are practically sucking my dick to take this job yet it matters if I smoke pot. This same pothead is the one that built that resume you loved so much. Yes this pothead got a 3.8 GPA in an industrial engineering graduate program. This pothead got a 3.6 GPA on double business majors in undergrad. This pothead has held down a good job at Caterpillar for over a year.
So this pothead can do this fucking job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It really irritates me. I am a big drinker too...so I can get HAMMERED on Tuesday night and show up still drunk on Wednesday morning and that's OK? But if I smoke a joint on Friday night I am now unable to do the job on Monday? Makes no sense.

 

[HarryCaray]

Forgot to add...it is a urine test and I will have to take it on Monday (in 3 days). I last smoked yesterday but will not smoke this weekend (if necessary).

Sorry, found out the test is on Wednesday, not Monday.

 

[SunDodger]

Good. You have time. Make sure to buy the Root not the Herb. It is stronger. Buy the large one, 90 capsules.

The bottle says take 1-2 at mealtime. You need to up the dose to 5-6 with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Make sure to consume the capsules with food or it will give you an upset stomach. Drink as much water as you can handle. 10-12 pints a day. If you consume 45+ capsules by Monday night and flush out with water only on Tuesday, you should be able to pass the test. Also, make sure that your first piss of the day on Wednesday is NOT the one going into the test bottle.

Good Luck.

 

[tbird]

cider vinegar a gal. lots of water.go to ask.com search for test clean.

 

[Deuceman]

Just curious here -- how long does it take to clear out your system just naturally?? I've heard 6 months, is that true?

 

[SunDodger]

Deuceman,

It takes roughly a week to get rid of 70% of the THC in your system. It will take another 3-4 weeks to get rid of the last 30% from your body. The reason it takes so long is because it's a fat soluable drug. It stores in your fat cells. Alcohol is a water soluable drug and will usually leave your body in 2-3 days.

 

[gynecologist]

It really irritates me. I am a big drinker too...so I can get HAMMERED on Tuesday night and show up still drunk on Wednesday morning and that's OK? But if I smoke a joint on Friday night I am now unable to do the job on Monday? Makes no sense.

Your right Makes no sense. Something needs to be done.

 

[HarryCaray]

http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm

Have you used this? I am thinking this is my safest option as I have a friend with clean urine...