Reaching out to the REtarD Staters, pt II

[lander]

Ok hillbillies, my anger-management therapist asked my why I'm so irate at the reds, and I told the biatch that of course I'm full of rage -- i can't suppress hate for a bunch of white trash re-appointing criminals to destroy America. Nonetheless, she suggested that I try to name something nice about each red state ..

so here it goes :
Alabama - I had to dig here, but it turns out that 3 Doors Down if from America's worst state. I probably wouldn't have bought their album if I had known this, but I'm glad I did -- it kicks ass.
Alaska - The wildlife.
Arkansas - easy, William J Clinton.
Arizona - That big ditch is pretty to look at when I fly to California.
Colorado - The Rockies are beautiful
Florida - Cuban American chicks in S. Fla are muy caliente!
Georgia - Geez .. I don't know, Savanah was ok, I suppose, but I'll go with the pecan pies -- their not bad considering.
Idaho - mashed potatos (or potatoes, for the red folk)
Indiana - that imbred looking QB for the Colts is pretty darned good
Iowa - the fact that it has zero pro teams, to limit the number of Fish Iowa sports propaganda thread pre day count to 3
Kansas - I dunno - tornados in trailer parks??
Kentucky - I like watching those ugly mules run in circles so that geriatric men on life-support can make millions
Louisianna - It's French influence
Mississippi - Ok, nothing really -- if I have to pick I will say Brett Farve.
Missouri - Dick Gephardt and his dedication to preserving unions (aka the fight against exploitation).
Montana - Unfortunately, it's only attribute is that it's so worthless that it only gets 3 electoral "destroy Americult" powers
Nebraska - cow milk
Nevada - somehow this cess pool produced WillBill and his fantastic jounalistic abilities.
Ohio - Mr Kennedy -- for leaving TheRX!
Oklahomo - their ability to lose (embarassingly) to blue staters in the title game makes me cry with joy
North Dakota - the only good thing about them is that they're next to Canada.
South Carolina - this one is tough. I'll have to go with the large annual collection of white trash, better known as biker week in Myrtle Beach.
South Dakota - the rich Native American history.
Tennessee - No brainer - Jack Daniels
Texas - Seriously, not a damn thing.
Utah - That oh-how-symbolic-back-asswards big pond full of salt is neat, sort of .. in a trivial pursuit sort of way, I guess.
Virginia - tie - Ken and Bruce Smith.
West Virginia - Nothing, except maybe that the speed limit is 70
Wyoming - That fat wrestler that beat the Ukranian was cool, until his dumb ass got lost in the woods and his toes froze off.

Ok, that's enough ... thinking of all these cess pool states at once makes me sick to my stomach .. I'll do the rest later.

 

[Mr.Leisure]

Better Dead Than Red!

 

[lander]

Amen Leisure, but this is about seeing the cess pool half full, not empty like our budget.

 

[GAMEFACE]

You racist scumbag, get a life you french acting islamic sympathizer.

 

[lander]

Game,
Dumba*sness is not a race, so my hatred for dumba*ses like your-KKK-self, doesn't not qualify me as a racist.

 

[GAMEFACE]

you dirty rotten racist scumbag.

 

[lander]

If this isn't the racist calling the kettle black then I don't know what is.

 

[GAMEFACE]

you flithy racist

 

[lander]

Dumba*s,
How many times do I have to explain to you that your dumba*sness is NOT a race. Yes, I hate racist scumbag pieces of uneducated trailer trash like you, but still -- not a race dodo.

 

[GAMEFACE]

you racist piece of sh!t, you don't like white people do you.

 

[lander]

I like some white people, but others, such as white trash scumbags like you, I do not.

 

[docmercer--banned]

Lander:

Wait until Bblight Coulter gets back from his Monday Nite Hitler, sorry Bush, Youth Rally ...

Should be great to see his usual Intellectual commentary ...

 

[GAMEFACE]

you worthless fukk, big man behind the keyboard prick.

 

[JinnRikki]

you worthless fukk, big man behind the keyboard prick.

What the f**k are you chiseling on a stone tablet?

 

[GAMEFACE]

jinr, i show my face at RX bashes. that weasal doesn't.

 

[Marco]

Gotta talk to The General about providing a squarin' off place at the RX bash so you guys can gets sideways with each other....

 

[GAMEFACE]

marco,

i'll put up 10 dimes, he puts up 10 dimes and winner takes all, he'd show nothing but respect the entire time.

 

[JinnRikki]

jinr, i show my face at RX bashes. that weasal doesn't.

What does that have to do with anything?

 

[GAMEFACE]

What does that have to do with anything?

i thought you were trying to say i'm hiding behind the keyboard like weasal.

 

[JinnRikki]

No, you said he was behind a keyboard. I was simply pointing out you must be too. Anyway you started the name calling in this thread unless I missed something.
I don't know why you're so quick to give up that moral high ground you righties enjoy so much by name calling.
That's all.