An apology to the President:
I am so sorry you piece of shit. Now that there is "quasi-evidence" that you may be a real puzz and didn't even finish your puzzy duty, whether it is substantiated or not, it still doesn't change the fact that you got out of a tour of duty with your family name which got you put on the top of the list to be enlisted in the Texas Air National Guard even though you believe there are 52 states, don't know the difference between fusion or fission and still can't name the names of all presidents, prime ministers or other government heads.
Sooooo Sooooorrrrrrry!!!!