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http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/markets/economy/adult-entertainment-industry-wants-bailout/
Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Adult Entertainment Industry Wants a Bailout



With the financial industry, auto makers and more getting assistance from the federal government to stay afloat during the recession, the adult industry decided it would try to get something as well.
Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis and “Hustler” magazine publisher Larry Flynt have said they will petition Congress for financial aid along the lines of what the Big Three auto makers are getting.
Francis said that he and Flynt are asking for $5 billion, and that they have sent letters to Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, Congress and their local Congressman, Henry Waxman (D-Calif.) with the proposal. Rep. Waxman's office did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
With the $5 billion, they would "invest in building new means of distribution, and shoring up our distribution right now to prevent further erosion from factors like Youporn and other Internet content that has seriously affected our business over the past few years," Francis said in an interview with FOX Business. "We will use the money wisely, and we will create more jobs."
Francis said that if invited, he and Flynt would drive across the country in a hybrid vehicle to present their plans to Congress.
The press release noted that DVD sales and rentals for the adult industry have decreased by 22% in the past year, partially because people are turning more and more to the Internet for adult content.
"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the press release. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."
Francis said he and Flynt would also be willing to discuss the possibility of the government buying equity stakes in their companies, as was done with financial firms.
"If the government would like to be a partner with Mr. Flynt and I, we’re certainly amenable to it," he said.
Flynt's representative said he was unavailable to comment for this article beyond the press release.
 

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nice. but this type of industry has a tendancy to help create MORE FUKIN PEOPLE!!!! people just practice jacking harder until they find the real thing and then its over!!!! we already have too many people
:ohno: we need to sterilize the fukin people
 

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too funny
 

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that's hilarous

u know they are doing it as a joke and for publicity right zit?
 

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Larry Flynt is a hero of modern day America
 

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Maybe to kooky drug abusers.

Haven't taken any polls of KDAs, but I know that for any American who values the First Amendment of the United States Constitution, Larry Flynt is a true American hero.
 

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I'll work for free if that helps.

These guys might interview you

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These guys might interview you

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You and Zit sharing vids again? I have to give him credit, all this anti-queer propaganda had us all fooled.






*sike
 

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heh...I just wanted to spark PPub memories of fellow Floridian "AntiLiberal" who could pull out homoerotic images and post them within just a couple minutes when called upon
 

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http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/markets/economy/adult-entertainment-industry-wants-bailout/
Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Adult Entertainment Industry Wants a Bailout



With the financial industry, auto makers and more getting assistance from the federal government to stay afloat during the recession, the adult industry decided it would try to get something as well.
Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis and “Hustler” magazine publisher Larry Flynt have said they will petition Congress for financial aid along the lines of what the Big Three auto makers are getting.
Francis said that he and Flynt are asking for $5 billion, and that they have sent letters to Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, Congress and their local Congressman, Henry Waxman (D-Calif.) with the proposal. Rep. Waxman's office did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
With the $5 billion, they would "invest in building new means of distribution, and shoring up our distribution right now to prevent further erosion from factors like Youporn and other Internet content that has seriously affected our business over the past few years," Francis said in an interview with FOX Business. "We will use the money wisely, and we will create more jobs."
Francis said that if invited, he and Flynt would drive across the country in a hybrid vehicle to present their plans to Congress.
The press release noted that DVD sales and rentals for the adult industry have decreased by 22% in the past year, partially because people are turning more and more to the Internet for adult content.
"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the press release. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."
Francis said he and Flynt would also be willing to discuss the possibility of the government buying equity stakes in their companies, as was done with financial firms.
"If the government would like to be a partner with Mr. Flynt and I, we’re certainly amenable to it," he said.
Flynt's representative said he was unavailable to comment for this article beyond the press release.

Now THAT would be a real stimulus package!

-Jay Leno
 

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Larry Flynt's most notable court victory was of course when he successfully defended charges from fundamentalist Christian hatemonger Jerry Falwell that he (Falwell) had been defamed when Flynt's Hustler magazine ran a series of parody ads featuring Falwell having incesteous sex with his own mother.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hustler_Magazine_v._Falwell

The Supreme Court ruling established still standing firm precedent that protects satirists and producers of other parody that target clearly well known public figures.
 

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The Hustler parody ad that triggered Falwell's ill-fated lawsuit

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urp...got it expanded
 
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