Please allow me to introduce myself

[OnWisconsin]

I'm a man of wealth, and taste
yes sir, the NFL Preseason set to kickoff,
and the man gonna get it in the face

cause i rock it to the left
and i rock it to the right
we'll have us a winner come tomorrow night

70% winners, it ain't no joke,
i'm here ta tell ta if ya don't believe
and i promise i won't never say my laptop broke

My name is Soonerdawg. I am an undocumented winner. Tomorrow night, you will find out why. Come along, come along, to victory we shall name this song. We shall release our winners upon this thread, lo', behold, lest we run out of bread.

And when all the angels are in bed and all the devils run wild, we shall pocket the cash with a smile. Because I'm a helluva block and when I play my guitar I make your canyon rock. Don't be left on the sidelines waitin on something to do -- these picks're for you, for you, for you!

Go to the bar -- with your smartphone these picks will never be far! Go ahead, get yourself laid -- then come back and get the next play! Because I got nothing but winners here I say!

 

[johnnydizzle112]

wow, Im kind of at a loss of words.....but I will see what I can do....

Ohhhh how I hope that this guy is real, cause the things he is saying give me the chills.....there have been many come, and then many go.....but none that I have seen have gone toe to toe, a man that states he hits over seventy percent, could this be real? Or is it evident, that this man smokes weed on a hourly basis, and gives him a ton of halucinations....


haha haha Just kidding bro, just wanted to see if I could rhyme, which I cant soooo lol, will be looking at your pics.... good luck on the upcomming season

 

[streak]

I'm a man of wealth, and taste
yes sir, the NFL Preseason set to kickoff,
and the man gonna get it in the face

cause i rock it to the left
and i rock it to the right
we'll have us a winner come tomorrow night

70% winners, it ain't no joke,
i'm here ta tell ta if ya don't believe
and i promise i won't never say my laptop broke

My name is Soonerdawg. I am an undocumented winner. Tomorrow night, you will find out why. Come along, come along, to victory we shall name this song. We shall release our winners upon this thread, lo', behold, lest we run out of bread.

And when all the angels are in bed and all the devils run wild, we shall pocket the cash with a smile. Because I'm a helluva block and when I play my guitar I make your canyon rock. Don't be left on the sidelines waitin on something to do -- these picks're for you, for you, for you!

Go to the bar -- with your smartphone these picks will never be far! Go ahead, get yourself laid -- then come back and get the next play! Because I got nothing but winners here I say!

:lol) Laptop broke....I got respect for Randizzle...heard he went tout,...

 

[akmaymn]

:howdy:

 

[OnWisconsin]

what a sight i see, everybody and their dog on the same game as me, here's to hoping the buffalo bills can seal the deal and bring me home a good meal, as i look to my notes and what do i see, i see the public and me!

since the beginning of 2004 we see a trend where following the public in this spot gives us a solid 33-21-1 record (61%), including 10-3 in last year's preseason. add to that buffalo's outstanding 8-0 ATS record as a DAWG in the preseason going back the last few years and we get our first play. say hey hey, looks like everyone seeing the same numbers today!

Buffalo +3 (-120)

risking 25 large

 

[kidman232]

whats 25 large

 

[OnWisconsin]

0-0-1 (e)

woke up this morning to go pay the man, already hearing "put that shit in my hand". behold, he never showed, outta curiosity i check the score and what do ya know, buffalo bills, push as good as gold. don't know how it happened because i didn't see, ain't nothing like the feel of a last second safety.

games looking good early: new england/philly, dallas/oakland, and minny/indy

 

[degengambler]

25 large is 25,000

 

[1968]

If anyone is interested in a sincere sports investment opportunity that generates huge profits and hits at 97%, visit http://site.***********.com/!

get lost LOSER, that guy is a fraud

 

[kyballaholla]

BULLLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIT 97% my ass

 

[1968]

BULLLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIT 97% my ass

 

[OnWisconsin]

how did that bullshit promotion end up in my thread? keep it where it belongs or off, off with their head!

 

[OnWisconsin]

get the game face on

it's time to be hard, it's time to be mean
time to kick the fucker in the face
time to take the green

last time out, i gotta say
very fortunate that we didn't have to pay
but now it's time to battle for my money
as i find a rhyme to make another funny

good luck good luck i say
cause if you follow my picks
you're probly gonna pay

all summer long working on this song
gonna be disappointed if i don't hit
at least a decent percent
and all doubters can suck my fat dong

back tomorrow, cowboys/raiders looking like the only play.

 

[Snookslayer]

Give em hell Sooner!

 

[hcskip]

Hope he spends more time analyzing plays than on his poetry....

 

[OKSOONER]

I like your style!!
But it sounds too much like slappy white!!!(<)<

 

[JimmyWynn]

Jimmy see Cowboys go pee on the raiders.

Jimmys first poem!

 

[OnWisconsin]

place your bets

Thursday

Philly -3 (+110)

reasoning: dating back to 2004, when the public backs a road DAWG at a 60% or higher rate, the team backed by the public is 4-11-2. now, we see the line opened at -2 and has moved against the public, giving us a nice RLM stat to add to the above angle. since 2005, when the line has moved a 1/2 to a full point away from the public, we see the public backed team is a paltry 9-20. being just over an hour from kickoff, we see 73% of the public is on NE, giving us the confidence that we will have at least 60% on the road DAWG at the time of kickoff. hope to be back with another, but the numbers on the dallas/oakland game have changed dramatically.

risking 10 large to will 11.

 

[JakeT.]

GL this year man.

 

[OnWisconsin]

GL this year man.

thanks...you too