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"Broccoli, that is what my food eats, that is my food's food and I don't appreciate you eating that"
 

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Ha ha! “Put in the ground against their will”

This guy is great!
 

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Broccoli is not a natural occurring food. It causes mucus.
 

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It makes no sense to go through an animal to get nutrients when the animal ate plants.
 
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It makes no sense to go through an animal to get nutrients when the animal ate plants.

I swear, you must be joking with the stupid shit you post.

There's no way you progressed academically past a high school education or GED. No way in hell.
 

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I swear, you must be joking with the stupid shit you post.

There's no way you progressed academically past a high school education or GED. No way in hell.

its only stupid because your mind can’t comprehend it. Most of everything that you were taught is lie. You can’t accept that, sorry for you. Knowledge of self.
 

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Back to broccoli. It was made by Italian farmers over 2000 years ago, it’s a cabbage. Not natural.
 
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its only stupid because your mind can’t comprehend it. Most of everything that you were taught is lie. You can’t accept that, sorry for you. Knowledge of self.

This is how stupid you are:

You argue that you shouldn't eat meat, because animals eat plants, and you should just go to the plants directly instead.

It makes no sense to go through an animal to get nutrients when the animal ate plants.


Well, fucking plants eat dirt to get their nutrients, so we should just bypass the plants and eat fucking dirt.

Stupid fuck.
 
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This is how stupid you are:

You argue that you shouldn't eat meat, because animals eat plants, and you should just go to the plants directly instead.




Well, fucking plants eat dirt to get their nutrients, so we should just bypass the plants and eat fucking dirt.

Stupid fuck.

AND, some plants eat fucking meat to get their nutrients.

Stupid fuck.
 
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https://www.thoughtco.com/plants-that-eat-animals-4118213



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by Bob Strauss
Updated January 02, 2018


We all know the basics of the food chain: plants eat sunlight, animals eat plants, and bigger animals eat smaller animals. In the world of nature, though, there are always exceptions, as witness plants that attract, trap and digest animals (mostly insects, but also the occasional snail, lizard, or even small mammal). On the following images, you'll meet 12 famous carnivorous plants, ranging from the familiar Venus flytrap to the less well-known cobra lily.

Tropical Pitcher Plant




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Cobra Lily




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Trigger Plant




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Tryphiophyllum




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Portuguese Sundew




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Roridula




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Butterwort




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Corkscrew Plant




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Venus Flytrap




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Waterwheel Plant




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Moccasin Plant




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Brocchinia




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what you all fail to realize, including the gay gingy christ on the video, is not all vegans act like shub
 

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Back to broccoli. It was made by Italian farmers over 2000 years ago, it’s a cabbage. Not natural.
Based off some of your other comments, you realize most fruits and vegetables are "not natural" and didn't exist until humans. OR you would not recognize them in their pre-human state?
 
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Based off some of your other comments, you realize most fruits and vegetables are "not natural" and didn't exist until humans. OR you would not recognize them in their pre-human state?

Shub can't think for himself, in any way, shape or form. He can only parrot what his puppet-masters tell him.
 

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Shub can't think for himself, in any way, shape or form. He can only parrot what his puppet-masters tell him.

I think for myself. Most people here are not familiar with how the human body works. Most doctors don’t, so I don’t expect gamblers to either lol
 
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I think for myself. Most people here are not familiar with how the human body works. Most doctors don’t, so I don’t expect gamblers to either lol


Yeah man, most doctors spend 12 years in school learning basket weaving, right - and then in practice, they don't learn about the human body either.
Only guys like Shub know.

Fucking retard.
 

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