Piano Man by Mjulian about Sick Gambler from MW

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's old Rick C. sitting next to me
Clutching close his half-bottle of gin

He says, "Son, can you score me some money?
I'm not really sure how to myself
Cause I’m dumb and I’m old and I know I’ve been told
You got no qualms about helping yourself

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Bring us some coin, you're the scammer man
We must leave this basement tonight
’Cause we’re sick of your nagging old Mother
And her old school French Canadian spite

Now Dave at the bank is a friend of mine
And he gets me my payouts for free
And he's quick with a joke and to screen up some smoke
But there's someplace that he'd not rather be
He says, "Claude, I believe this is scaring me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"But be sure, if I end up in prison
that you’ll end up buried someplace.

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Now Joe Del is a real good buddy
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Andre, my loyal compadre
Who’s stuck as my brother for life

And the posters are practicing politics
As agendas are carefully honed
Yes, they're sharing a thread I'd call bitterness
But it's better than chatting with Alec alone

Bring us some coin, you're the scammer man
We must leave this basement tonight
’Cause we’re sick of your nagging old Mother
And her old school French Canadian spite

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the Major he gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
to view my wretched life for a while
And my supporters, they sound like degenerates
And my accuser she smells like a fish
And I sit here and look down the end of my nose
And say, "Man, you were once quite a dish!”

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Bring us some coin, you're the scammer man
We must leave this basement tonight
’Cause we’re sick of your nagging old Mother
And her old school French Canadian spite <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[This message was edited by raiders72001 on July 29, 2003 at 07:10 PM.]
 

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if this doesnt win post of the week, there is NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD!!!!

MAN THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!~
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HEY RAIDERS

WHY YOU SAYING BY.. SICK GAMBLER. I DIDNT WRITE THIS CRAP.. AND IT WAS NOT FUNNY..
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OK, MAYBE JUST A BIT..
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Very nicely done......why in the world MW deletes great posts is beyond me.
 

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Thanks Strutt and RPM.


"I DIDNT WRITE THIS CRAP.. AND IT WAS NOT FUNNY"

Admit it you needy little kleptomaniac, you love having a song written about you.

I bet you have sung through it at least 3 times, that is if you even know the melody.

You know, if you had just given ME a cut, I would have re-written "The Hurricane" for you.
 

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I don t know where it is now but it was 10 times as funny , it had pictures and everything..this guy should be posting in the show here...
 

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I dont like this poem. One person is missing. Guess who??

The sick donkey who started this mess!

Shame on your Clevfan!
 

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mjulian,

you should be proud. that was SOOOO funny i seriously almost pissed myself.
 

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Paddy, thanks, that's an awful nice thing to say.

When did you start drinking again?

I thought you gave up the bottle and were only doing those Echinacea and Guacomole Slurpees these days.

RPM, thanks man, but be careful with that, that's how guys pass kidney stones, really.
 

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Funniest post I have ever seen by one person ...



.......................................Roger Ebert
 

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