Part Two of the Rx / BHB contest Trilogy! Get your FREE TRIPS to VEGAS HERE....

[bhbookie]

9 Winners in all! Everyone has a chance to WIN!

We started with the best slogan contest, now let's try the best commercial contest. For both the Rx and for BHB. Heres one -

BHB - You guys remember the commercial that made fun or the Mob guys? Where the first guy calls the other guy abou the "thing". Then the other guy says "hold on let me check" puts one phone down and calls another guy on the other phone and asks him about the "thing". This continues for like 4 guys, then with all these guys on hold waiting for a response, the last guy ends up calling the guy who started the calls! LOL.

The same concept as that - But instead it starts with a guy who calls for a line on "the game" from a local guy. The local guys say "let me ask my guy", then calls a wise guy on his cell phone and asks the same question. The wise guy then calls the "Boss" on his other phone and asks him, the the Boss calls "1800-70-90210" gives his account and password and gets the line. LOL!

Then the screen goes black, and says "Beverly Hills Bookie - cut out the middle men" or "go straight to the source"

You guys can still post ides for slogans. Ken and I will be picking all 9 winners next week. 3 from each contest so EVERYBODY has a chance! (that means you too Newbies)

You can post here or in the original thread as well.

http://therxforum.com/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=100090022&f=988094022&m=15110131

GOOD LUCK GUYS! (and girls)

-scott

 

[bhbookie]

Bump !

 

[1cheater]

Uncle or anyone, is there a way to move the commercial entries from the part 1 contest over to here so they don't get missed?

 

[assassin]

Scene:
Camera pans in from the doorway, into a dimly lit apartment. Sirens wail, bullet fire can be heard on the street. Past the strewn containers of takeout chinese food and diet coke cans we see a short, fat balding man wearing boxers and a stained NY Giants tee shirt, staring blindly at his flickering 1997 computer screen (JJ Gold could play this character).
Close-up of the face: A single, solitary tear forms in the cornerof his eye, runs down his cheek, and splashes into his overflowing ashtray.
He whines, "Can't anybody help me"!!

Scene:
Poof. Smoke appears, and as it clears a statuesque fairy appears (long legs, white outfit, big .. attitude, pehaps Angelle for this part)
Fairy: Why so sad my friend
JJ: Nothing is going right in my life. I feel lost and alone, and no one seems to care. Who are you?
Fairy: I care. I will grant you three wishes to make your life everything you need it to be. I am the Beverly HIlls Bookie Fairy, I make gamblers dreams come true.

Quick-Cut to the Window
Oldfriend, in an anooying high pitched voice "Three wishes, come on everyone gives three wishes. This is JJ Gold, an RX posting legend. How about 5 wishes, and maybe a new tee shirt, and some mouthwash.
Fairy: 5 wishes
Oldfriend cuts of the fairy in mid-sentence
Oldfriend: "And how about one wish for my troubles, I'll tout you in every forum across the world"
Fairy: I'll give JJ 5 wishes, but only if YOU go away, right now

Scene:
Head in one hand, JJ reaches around back for a scratch
JJ: "Sometimes I win at a sportsbook, honestly I do, but I can't get my money out. Can you find me a book that is rock solid and makes payouts in 5 minutes. As you can see, I'm a busy guy"
Fairy: "Yes, I've noticed. No problem, your wish is granted"
JJ perks up and wipes his eys with his t-shirt revealing a quite hairy, and fiarly disgusting stomache
JJ "You know its my money. I don't think I should have to pay any fee to get my money out of a sportsbook. And I want it sent back to my neteller account, I don't trust that girl at the Western Unit desk. I think she's in love with me".
Fairy: "I'm sure she is. Who wouldn't be enthralled by your presence. Done. Your wish is granted"

Scnene:
Rat scurries across the floor, looks at JJ, and throws up. Fairy zaps it, turns it into a pice of sea eel, and eats it.

Scene:
JJ: "I think I deserve quality treatment from a sportsbook. I want a 20% sign-up bonus, and a 15% bonus everytime I reload."
Oldfriend:"Come on , give him 20% until football starts"
JJ:"As I was saying, no crazy rules, clearly state my rollover requirements, what an active player is, and all that good stuff. I hate to have disagreements. And I want a referral bonus for all my friends I get to join your site"
Fairy: "Referal for all your frinds, that might be exoensive (holding back a luagh), but o.k. And the rest, you asked for and you shall receive it.
JJ: "It's hard for me to get out to the casinos. I want a plce with a casino that isn't fixed. And an 800 number where I can talk to someone who speaks English. And a 14 point super teaser for the NFL"
Fairy: "Uh, that seems like a lot for ONE wish. But I believe you need a little extra help. Done, Done, and Done. Too bad though, you might meet some nice lady's at a real casino"

Scene:
Phone rings:
JJ: Hello. No sorry you have the wrong number, but feel free to call here anytime and chat, or come on line, I'm online 20 hours a day. Ok, bye"

Scene:
JJ: Wow, only one wish left. I better make it a good one. Hair, I need hair for my head. No, I need to lose weight. No wait, I need to be taller. And smarter. And funnier. And I want people to respect me. And women. I want women to throw themselves at my feet. Lots of women. Yeah, that's what I want.
Fairy: Are you sure. I mean really sure. That is a lot to ask for, I'm not sure you can handle it.
JJ "Yes, Yes, I'm sure. And hurry up,I haven't posted anything on-line this whole time"
Fairy: "OK, you asked for it"

Scene:
Poof: More white smoke, as the smoke clears, instead of JJ we see Ken in all his granduer, wearing a presciption RX golf shirt.
Ken:" BHB are stand-up guys. You can count on them like you can count on me."

Scene:
Fairy and Ken stroll off toward the bedroom, holding each others ass.

The End

 

[lurkerforages]

simple ads are always the most effective.

Here`s the scene

Two basketball players playing each other one on one.

They keep going back with and forth with one trash talking the other saying
"I got the game baby" " I got the game baby"
"I got the game baby"

Finally the quiet opponent dunks on his loadmouth opponent and turns round and says.

"What good is the game without the bookie"

"Beverly Hills Bookie! Its a slam dunk!"

 

[jateeluv]

a couple of dudes are watching nfl sunday football at a local sports bar. They are lookin scruffy and not shaved.

Steve: my fantasy team is really pathetic this week. Even Marshall cant get me a point.

Chuck: Well I'm pounding on Joey's Team, that dude has the worst team, looks like his $50 is ALL MINE

Steve: I saw him the other day looking terrible unshaven and his usual scruffy. Looked like a train hit him.

Mysterious Dude walks into the sports bar bling, blingin with his nice shiny armani suit and ice. Top hat and cane and the whole nine. Walks up to the table.

Mysterious Dude: Hey guys!

Chuck: uhh uummm hi?

Mysterious Dude: Its me JOEY!

Chuck and Steve in disbelievement looked at each other in amazement and asked simultaneously: What happened to you?

Camara gets closer and closer to Joey's Face

Joey: I GOTBOOKIE, Beverly Hills Bookie

Joey smiles revealing the website address and phone number.

Screen then goes black except for the website address and phone number.

A voice then says: Need a turnaround too? Beverly Hills Bookie, Your friends will be impressed!

 

[Angelle]

Here are 3 from the other thread... LMAO
http://therxforum.com/6/ubb.x?q=Y&a=tpc&s=100090022&f=988094022&m=15110131&p=7

lander-
Commercial Entry
Every knows the "Taste great/Less Filling" commercials ...

... well this one is PARODY.

Justin & Rebecca Grant start arguing about BHB.
Justin : "BHB pays fast".
Rebecca : "No, Great CS".
Justin "Pays fast!"
Rebecca "Great CS!"

Then Rebecca rips her shirt off and they start wrestling ... ending up in the fountain.
Just as Justin's in his glory, Scott's girlfriend says, "I've got a better idea ..."
And the scene switches to show Justin & PAULY SHORE in the fountain wrestling

Skyweasel-
commercial for RX

scene: guy in a robe, grumbling, looks like hell, icebag on his head, shuffling into the bathroom. takes a ticket out of his robe pocket, looks at it, frowns, grumbles, "Lousy stinking Nets". Crumples it and tosses it over his shoulder.

Looks in the medicine cabinet, (using the classic Ecxedrin shot from inside the cabinet out at his stubble-covered face) rummages around, finds a bottle and smiles. Cut to shot of his hand holding a bottle of "TheRX.com", nicely colored with the front page colors/logos of this site. He smiles and nods his head up/down several times.

Cutshot to a beach/cabana, a beautiful girl in a bikini (Angelle?) is having a drink with him, he's wearing an RX t-shirt with a pic of the shrink on it, sunglasses, hat, he's got BHB on the phone: "Yeah, payout received. Let's have another 10 dimes on the right side tonight!" Smiles at the girl and they clink their drinks together. Pan to his right, seated there is the Shrink who smiles and says, "Another satisfied customer from the Rx, your prescription for sports betting success!".


assassin-

BHB: "Cum play with us, please"
BHB: "The only thing that sucks here is me"
BHB: "Me so horney, me pay you long time"
BHB: "we pay you to lick us"

 

[bhbookie]

Not many entries here......We are picking 3 winners from this category......Looks like you guys that posted have about a 50% chance of winning.

Heres another one-

BHB or The Rx:
I saw this commercial on MTV in Costa. Its so simple. Theres a mom breast feeding her baby boy. They look so peaceful, staring into eachothers eyes. A song is playing in the background. I think it's "I can't fight this feeling anymore" or something like that. If you watch closely, you see the baby boys' little hand creep up his mommys' shirt, and he starts "groping" her other boob. lol. Then at the end you see him crack a huge smile.

Screen goes black.........Logo......Catchy slogan.....phone number.

 

[lurkerforages]

simple commercials with a catchy slogan or funny ending are proven winners when it comes to the public remembering them.

 

[lander]

Oops, I had posted mine in the other thread instead ..

Commercial Entry
Every knows the "Taste great/Less Filling" commercials ...

... well this one is PARODY.

Justin & Rebecca Grant start arguing about BHB.
Justin : "BHB pays fast".
Rebecca : "No, Great CS".
Justin "Pays fast!"
Rebecca "Great CS!"

Then Rebecca rips her shirt off and they start wrestling ... ending up in the fountain.
Just as Justin's in his glory, Scott's girlfriend says, "I've got a better idea ..."
And the scene switches to show Justin & PAULY SHORE in the fountain wrestling

 

[jateeluv]

this contest takes more brain power..thats why there is less peops....

 

[BigRagu]

My Commercial Ad! 30 Second Spot

Setting: Inside a packed Church
Music: Organ playing in the background

Scene begins at the altar, camera is focused on the priest as he states I now pronounce you man and wife.

Camera cuts to the couple to reveal that Ken is the groom and Russ is the Bride.

Camera cuts to first row where Uncle B looks at the General and says I wonder what the Fu(k the odds of this happening were.

Screen goes black and script comes on:

BHB.. We Have Odds On Just About Anything!

 

[bhbookie]

Big Ragu - Great idea.

 

[BigRagu]

Thanks Guy, feels nice to use my sick mind on something creative for once.

 

[bhbookie]

3 winners are going to be picked from this commercial contest. Post your ideas here or in the other thread.

 

[betmonkey]

How about one for both the RX and BHB at the same time with some religious overtones...lol

have a old man coming down from a huge mountain carrying two huge stone tablets...

"I have been given the 2 secrets of eternal wealth!!!"

Then a slow close-up to show the inscription on the tablets....

One says "The RX' and the other "Beverly Hills Bookie"

Then a fade to black followed by a simple slogan splashed on the screen....

"The only two commandments for winning!!"

 

[bhbookie]

Monkey, solid idea.

 

[betmonkey]

when are these 2 parts of the contest over?? Might have time to get in a few more??

 

[bhbookie]

You can posts entries into each contest until next week when the 9 winners are picked.

 

[outandup]

Suddenly, there was silence.

From a distant swamp in Costa Rica came a low moan.

"PRE---SCRIPT---ION"

As the frogs chant became clearer, the crowd joined in.

"PRE---SCRIPT---ION"