I have panthers phone tapped, here is a transcript of it
panther> hi this is duane ****** my 1979 gremlin was stolen
911 operator> sir calm down, what is a gremlin??
panther> my car dumbass, it was stolen and I have an important appt for my teeth and have no way to get there
911 operator> your saying you have a tooth problem
panther> no my car was stolen
call waiting is ringing> bill collector calling he says duane is not home
911 operator> you call 911 and then put me on hold
panther> ahh that was just a bill collector
911 operator> by some chance do you happen to owe any money on that 1979 gremlin thing?
panther> yes
911 operator> do you happen to be late on any of your payments??
panther> yes but only 3 payments back
911 operator> (laughing hyterically) you call 911 to report your gremlin stolen and are 3 payments back, you have got to be kidding me
panther> you think that is funny, how about owing 60k on my trailer and 1200 on a used sax
panther> hi this is duane ****** my 1979 gremlin was stolen
911 operator> sir calm down, what is a gremlin??
panther> my car dumbass, it was stolen and I have an important appt for my teeth and have no way to get there
911 operator> your saying you have a tooth problem
panther> no my car was stolen
call waiting is ringing> bill collector calling he says duane is not home
911 operator> you call 911 and then put me on hold
panther> ahh that was just a bill collector
911 operator> by some chance do you happen to owe any money on that 1979 gremlin thing?
panther> yes
911 operator> do you happen to be late on any of your payments??
panther> yes but only 3 payments back
911 operator> (laughing hyterically) you call 911 to report your gremlin stolen and are 3 payments back, you have got to be kidding me
panther> you think that is funny, how about owing 60k on my trailer and 1200 on a used sax
listening to some more convo
panther>what the fvck my water line froze up
wife>what do you mean duane it is 65 degrees outside how can they have froze up
panther > I am telling you there froze up honey
Wife> did you pay the water bill duane, I left you 79$ to pay it last month
Panther> thinking??? (wondering if he put the whole 79$ on an east carolina TOP play
Wife > you didn`t put that on a ec top play duane did you
panther> but honey they should have won, I went to there practice and everything
Wife> we don`t have any water now duane, what are we to do
lmaof
panther>what the fvck my water line froze up
wife>what do you mean duane it is 65 degrees outside how can they have froze up
panther > I am telling you there froze up honey
Wife> did you pay the water bill duane, I left you 79$ to pay it last month
Panther> thinking??? (wondering if he put the whole 79$ on an east carolina TOP play
Wife > you didn`t put that on a ec top play duane did you
panther> but honey they should have won, I went to there practice and everything
Wife> we don`t have any water now duane, what are we to do
lmaof
