old school line you used to get pussy..

[steve3200]

Ah ..come on baby..it wont hurt...I'll just put the tip in.....

or same.... but i'll only put the head in

 

[Burakumin]

How did you ladies bowl tonight?

 

[NES]

I cant make any promises other than a soft bed tonite and some hot pinto in the morning.

 

[iwonbythehook]

si eres virgen te mamo incado!!!

 

[iwonbythehook]

mi amor vamos hacer el tiro de la tortuga.....
entiero los huevos en la arena y la culeo toda....

 

[CALUMINATI]

Hey babe you wanna get a pizza and fuck ?? ( slap) Whats a matter, you dont like pizza ?

 

[Dante]

lets play nurse and Doctor

 

[Nick$$$]

Llegue a la casa para que estudiemos

 

[OnWisconsin]

how much?

 

[STACKSONDECK]

hey babe you wanna get a pizza and fuck ?? ( slap) whats a matter, you dont like pizza ?

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@)

 

[STACKSONDECK]

how much?

@)

 

[kingbill]

Usually said about 3am,

"Hey we can go to denny's but their will likely be a bunch of drunk horny guys there or we can go to my house where there will only be one"

 

[billhill999]

Hi, my name is Bill and I am not a Kennedy.

 

[gamingdude]

Oh my god! Aren't you {insert celebrity name that the girl vaguely looks like}?

No? Well I could of sworn it is you, you have those same beautiful {insert attribute}?


Latter on at 3am... It is so crowded here, I would love to get to know you better, lets find a more private place.

Or talk about movies and mention that you have {insert movie that her type would like}. Or talk about music and invite her to go listen. Or mention you have good weed/coke/booze at home that is just waiting for her!

 

[dru863]

Si cocina como camina. Me como hasta el arroz pegado

 

[BronxCheer+]

chupo y mamo Rick me llamo!!

 

[dru863]

Si cocina como camina. Me como hasta el arroz pegado

We all know mine is by far the best. right???

 

[CALUMINATI]

Hey baby you got a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants !

 

[NonPhixion]

This one is a classic:

"Mi amor, que dios bendiga la fabrica que hizo las tuercas para sujetar las llantas de la ambulancia que llevaba a tu mama al hospital cuando ibas a nacer...."

 

[fuzebox]

I used to apologize for my bad spanish and say the only things I knew how to say were "hola", "como esta", and "venir a mi casa"... it never failed!