Okay...Here's the funniest site I've seen in quite some time

[barman]

First things first

A Lack of Sense o' Humor will likely result in you not finding much to offer in the links I'm about to post

My introduction to the site started here:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sean_Hannity

From which I then surfed over to here:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jew

and then to here

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/You

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Enjoy...

Rainy Days Off Are Fun!

 

[barman]

Jews often practice ritual animal abuse, as commanded by their God YHWH.

 

[barman]

From the page on YOU

"You're the one on the computer reading"

 

[barman]

From the page on YOU

You spend endless hours emailing girls on Myspace, but your friendlist is still mostly bands.

 

[RobFunk]

Good work. Wow. That is hysterical.

"America is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the Earth." Colbert has picked on him for this quote too.

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[barman]

Okay...one more and this one is pretty damn funny too

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Family_Guy

 

[barman]

Alternate Universe

When Family Guy was canceled for the 9,0001st time, creator Seth MacFarlane decided to recast the show and call it American Dad. The reincarnation is basically the same show, only instead of an evil baby and a talking dog there's an evil talking fish and a ****** alien.
American Dad is one tiny iota better than Family Guy because it lacks remember when... flashback jokes.

 

[barman]

The show has no continuity at all. In an episode of South Park Matt Stone and Trey Parker attempt to "reveal" how exactly all the retarded, unfunny flashbacks were created: manatees and balls. Of course this was already apparent to anyone with an IQ over 85 but it took South Park to point this out to South Park fans and this was accepted as gospel. Ultimately this "devastating revelation" falls on its face because South Park is also guilty of repeating inside jokes, situations from previous episodes and recycling mundane Jew jokes (by simply calling Kyle "a Jew"), fart/shit jokes and attempting to be edgy by making Mr. Garrison's homosexuality more extreme.

 

[barman]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jesus_Tortilla

 

[barman]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Female

 

[barman]

The end product of the female genome, 13million years of evolution later.

 

[barman]

The following excerpt dedicated to my fellow Mod, Senor FUNK

Obtaining a Woman

The fact that you read this probably means that you have never had sex with a woman. Ever. Here is what you have to do:

• Looks are everything when it comes to women. If you don't look like an androgynous celebrity that's 30 pounds underweight, then... well, you're not getting a woman. Ever.
• If you think women give two shits about personality, you clearly haven't been around very many females. Lose some weight, fatty. Take up anorexia and they might just accept you.
• Get at least a basic sense of fashion and hygiene.
• Women will trade anything for chocolate. The down side is, chocolate will eventually make them fat
• Women like drama, and to get one you might have to pretend like you do too. Like, actually be able to express your emotions, you retard (yes, I know. It's hard. Hang in there, Fabio).
• Women have to be convinced that you are a natural leader before they are willing to have sex with you. Since you most likely aren't, you will have to pretend that you are for at least the 20 first dates, or she will choose someone with actual muscles and actual brains whose personality characteristics are typically summed up by another body part.

• Remember, women don't like anal sex. They love it.
• On the other hand, you can ignore all of the above if you have money. Women fuck anything with money. Not all women, but most.

Conclusion: easiest way to get sex is to use either:

1. Lots and lots of your hard earned money (you might as well set it aflame because the money grubbing leeches will require all of it just so you can use their vaginas once for a place to put your penis in.) or...
2. Just a bit of money. In Vegas. With a hooker. And she will give you better head anyway, being a professional. So don't do 1. Do 2. Cheaper. Better.

 

[barman]

1. Through a combination of mind control, drugging and boobies, many women attempt to coerce men into a form of servitude known as the "Friend Zone" or worse; marriage. Marriage is to be avoided at all costs for all involved, as it has all the drawbacks of a girlfriend only with less interesting or no sex.

 

[RobFunk]

Haha. Come on man. Have you considered the fact that sex can just get boring after a while. I mean how much pie do you have to have before you just say OK I have had enough.

 

[barman]

Fair enough...I'll let you know when I'm full of pie

Meanwhile...Topic swerve as surfing that sillyass site above took me up the information highway to this:

New Version of Terminator 3

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