Ok ... Lefties ... we are getting up a softball team

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I think we beat the Righties by a 12-1 score .... lets try and figure out
our starting lineup:

CATCHER ... I think YUNGBUCK is perfect ... can you imagine this spunky
bulldog yelling @ Patriot: "why in the hell didnt ya swing?""

FIRST BASE.... Has to be ROB (I HAVE ONLY ONE "B") Funk ... we have seen
him in action on this board and he is deft a "calming influence"

SECOND BASE ... I think Eek gets the job done ... I have noticed that he is quiet but efficient in many ways and that is what I like to see when he is turning the dp

SHORTSTOP ... Captain Crunch for many reasons ... best one is Bblight trying to take him out and CC doing what us LIBERALS do best: LAYING THE HAMMER!!!

3RD Base: Cussin is the Brooks Roblinson of my team .... a deft "Hoover Vacum" who takes all shots and gets the job done ... plus, he will play for beer instead of money and that is a key

LEFT FIELD: Yungbuck is the man ... his first appearance here he gunned out Right Side on a play at home and IT WAS NOT EVEN CLOSE with that cannon he owns

CENTER FIELD: Coldweather is a natural fit ... not a great stick but offers a lot of variety in his ability to communicate in both English and Muslim .... a true PR legend on this forum and according to Mary Cheney a man who is "willing to dive into home plate face first if needed to pull out the win"

RIGHT FIELD: I am bringing the "Legend" out of retirement ... Hilo Boy said he will play as long as he gets to flip off Basehead every other inning

LETS KICK SOME ASS, FELLAS!!!


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LOL! I played shortstop through high school and in the service until I got too fat after getting out. Last I played was at third base - talk about a difference. Whew! That ball gets there fast at third. Alright, I'll drop the weight and play shortstop. In the infamous words of our president, "Bring it on Righties!":103631605 :103631605 :103631605 :103631605
 

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Doc to the front page in protest!!!!
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