Oh My Fvcking God: The George W. Bush "Elite Force Aviator" Action Figure Now Available

[Phaedrus]

I only wish this was a joke ...

BBI proudly introduces the latest issue in its Elite Force series of authentic military 12- inch figures, President George W. Bush in naval aviator flight uniform. Exacting in detail and fully equipped with authentic gear, this limited-edition action figure is a meticulous 1:6 scale recreation of the Commander-in-Chief's appearance during his historic Aircraft Carrier landing. On May 1, 2003, President Bush landed on the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72) in the Pacific Ocean, and officially declared the end to major combat in Iraq. While at the controls of an S-3B Viking aircraft from the "Blue Sea Wolves" of Sea Control Squadron Three Five (VS-35), designated "Navy 1," he overflew the carrier before handing it over to the pilot for landing. Attired in full naval aviator flight equipment, the President then took the salute on the deck of the carrier.

From KB Toys.

I wonder if anybody should tell the good product developers at BBI that Bush was never actually an "elite" pilot, having joined the National Guard to avoid military service in Vietnam and then having gone AWOL for even that half-assed duty?


Phaedrus

 

[Oceans11]

http://www.Herobuilders.com

 

[lander]

I might buy one and melt it's head.

 

[radiofreecostarica]

Emperor Bush!

Are his heads interchangeable with Barbie's?

Bush with a rack...lol.

 

[GringoinCR]

The world has lost it's mind.

 

[Phaedrus]

Ye gods, it just gets worse and worse. Now there's a talking Ann Coulter doll:

Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the brand new Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too! Ann recorded these classic Coulter sayings especially for this action figure.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."

"At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."

"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"

"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This highly collectible doll comes in a display box with information highlighting Ann's unique contributions to America's political discourse. If you can't get enough Ann Coulter, you'll want to order the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure today!

This abomination of consumerism is available here. No word on the release date of the life-size, inflatable model. Now that one I would buy, as long as it came with a muzzle.


Phaedrus

 

[SENDITIN]

Let me know when the Bill O'Reilly or Laura Ingraham dolls come out so I can get a volume discount.

 

[Skyweasel]

They are advertising the Bush doll as 'authentic military'?

Not double plus ungood, as Orwell would say.

 

[stewie21]

thats some funny shit

Tampa Bay Buccaneers Super Bowl XXXVII Champs!!!!!

Who's the paper champion now Flowers?

 

[JinnRikki]

If Georgies little wanker was half as big as his action figure he would cause a lot less trouble I bet.

 

[Oceans11]

His little weener is is on a mission fom God...

 

[Degenerate]

Now I know what to get Patriot for XMas.

 

[Skyweasel]

to get him the doll for xmas unless you ascertain that it's anatomically correct. Otherwise, he'll be bored with it...