Tim Walz 7 debate demands
1, The men's room must be fully stocked with tampons.
1, The men's room must be fully stocked with tampons.
- The moderators aren't allowed to ask me any questions about Kamala Harris in the last 4 years.
- Vance must greet me with a firm, friendly handshake followed by a passionate kiss.
- Two tickets to either Hamilton, Pirates of Penzance, or Rent.
- If things aren't going my way, I can call in rioters to burn the entire place down.
- The moderators must call me "coach" and cheer for me with pom-poms after every answer. Actually, I'll take some pom-poms too. I love pom-poms, wavin' 'em all around and everything. So brat.
- At the end, we both say "good game" and smack each other's butts.
