My Rx starting baseball team, touring in the fall...batting order included....

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I will not be participating in the lineup
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even though I would bat 4th and play centerfield


This lineup is based on my perception of what we have here at The Rx. i can`t fit all my good friends in so here we go...


First base..... The General, I think The General still has good power but he may be a little slow after all those years eating that food his cook makes for him
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2nd Base .......Slim, I see Slim as a Punch and Judy type hitter, good glove man, no pop in his bat
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SS......Matt24 ..this Kid is still young has good range and is an obvious athlete, not a whole lotta power but agreat all around player and a good teammate
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3b......Patrick McIrish.....I still can`t tell what Irish`s make up is, I will stick him at third, he quick but in short bursts, he will platoon with JJ GOLD , JJ has alot of PoP in the late innings off the bench as well......

Catcher...RPM, hands down this 700 lb Jumbo is my catcher
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, No one blocks the backstop like him , in fact he is the backstop....I will have Angelle run the bases for RPM
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Pitcher...Righthander Uncle B, still after all these years Uncle B can pitch , after the rotator cuff surgery he really had to learn how to pitch...He couldn`t rely on his once 99 mph heat
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My Lefty , none other than THE SHRINK
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himself, The Shrink with his screwball and wicked deadfish curve, total "junkballer" slow, slower and slowest...His 75 mph fastball looks 110 with all his junk stuff...Shrink is a wicked crafty lefty, a combination of Valenzuela and Mike Cuellar(old Oriole)

My outfield looks like this...

LF BEANTOWNJIM , still a decent athlete when he puts his mind to it and just plays, BENA once took ex major leaguer JIM CORSI
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deep ....No arm though, thats why he`s in left, too much jerking off ruined his arm......

CF Hache man
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, Still in his prime Hache is the fastest man at the Rx. I compare him to myself 5 years ago
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Hache a 6 time gold glover very similar to a young Fred Lynn ...

RF VVV Triple V
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, the best outfielder maybe ever at The RX, he has some age on him but still a cannon for an arm , and serious POP in his bat, DAnte will see some spot duty when Triple V`s legs are tired....

DH BALL RASH
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Ball, a former number one pick ruined by substance abuse, still can hit the hell out of the ball , horrible defensive player too much booze , shakey hands but can still hit....


LINEUP

Matt24
SLIM/Lander (platoon)
Hache man
VVV
The General
BallRash
BTJ
McIrish
RPM (angelle will pinch run)

[This message was edited by Journeyman on July 22, 2003 at 10:33 PM.]
 

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LOL...not sure what to make of me playing 2nd as I'm not exactly sure of who Punch & Judy are...

So...

I looked it up...

Who Are Punch and Judy?
Punch and Judy are arguably the most famous traditional puppets in the Western World, with a colorful history more than 300 years old. Mr. Punch, with his hook nose, hunched back and garish costume, is a cultural icon in England. His unabashed joking and rowdy, mischievous behavior have provoked paroxyms of laughter from audiences throughout time. An impressive body of art is graced by Punch's outrageous countenance.

I still don't know what to make of it
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Who says their's no pop in my bat?
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Slim-

"Punch and Judy" hitter, example Ozzie Smith
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its not a bad thing, your on the starting team man, and batting second
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Dante pinch running and late inning sub
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Batboy.... Mr Kennedy
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Journey! I should be at center......Im easily the fastest guy in this forum!......
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I'd even be willing to "bet" on it......
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I must say I admire your perception with this lineup. If necessary I am also available for duty on "the hot corner" or second, of course.

Don't know what kind of bullpen we have, but can bring some heat for an inning or two, as needed.


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SHIT I forgot Hache??, i just forgot man, you will see time Hache, VVV has bad wheels and Jim has no arm....These guys have played for many years though and deserve their spots,lol. man I feel like Joe Torre.
 

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I'm fast, but I can't hit for crap ... I'm like the Shijo of the team, but not Chinese.

I'll be in the clubhouse until the 8th coach
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(unless Gimpey Jr. is on our squad
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:

Batboy.... Mr Kennedy
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He's the best batboy in the league - nobody's better at getting wood for guys than Mr K
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Ok its official Hache is my centerfielder..Lander , you will be my "Herb Washington" of the team,lol...Now theres a name for ya.

Lander you will platoon with SLIM, I like my punch and judy`s at second base,lol
 

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JMan with a team like that all your missing is Tatum O'Neal as a pitcher and some shirts that have CHICO'S BAIL BONDS written on the back above the numbers

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Kelly Leak
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couldn`t make it Ragu.

Seems he `s doing 20 to life for Touting and giving away picks all free at the same time
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Kelly Leak, now he could play, and Tatum was a cutie
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JMan,
Are you going to sign DickyW aka Billy Beane? I'm demanding a trade if so
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No way I'm showering with a bunch of ass pirates, it's bad enough we got Kennedy touching our wood ... we don't Dicky Beane jumping on the first guy that drops the soap
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