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it's shorter than my nuts.....and it often sticks
never thought i'd be this upset about my dick
but when i go to piss and i spray on the bathtub
i slam the lid and say "enough is enough"
 

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it's my dog talkin through me
come on brother have you no sympathy
gotta hike my leg on this goddamn tree
just to take a fuckin pee
 

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I got my own problems, I almost broke my neck this morning in the shower when I almost tripped and slipped over my unit.
 

NES

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oh from the balls to tip
and the part that i grip
and all your thick curly hairs
the veins, wrinkles, and ruts
where my butt meets my nuts
in the confines of my underwear

and those two sacks of sin
that you call your friends
always loitering up the place
always bouncing around
here and across town
looking to explode upon some girls face

Still you're the best friend i got
from the taint to the end slot
despite the fact that you always lure me in
after a couple twelve packs of Natty
Im once again nut deep in a fatty
saying I'm never fucking drinking again
 

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