J1950
plez, not JJ. man with a mission, not an agenda
- Joined
- May 26, 2005
- Messages
- 46
- Reaction score
- 0
i have this pug, any one no what a pug is? it has a flat face with a small overbite. i was sleeping last night, heard a nawing, an heavey breathin, but ignored it as i was stuffed form eating moms goood bbq for memorial day(saulte the troops, fine job boyz,and thx to the veterans out there too) anyway, i awaoke in the morning crawling off the couch, bcaz that is where i passed out from over stuffing myself with pork grinds, and chcicen livers my mom prepard fresh for me.
went in the kithcen to get some h20 and seen all the detergnt, scourning pads, moms favorite dish soap, and sponge were scatered through out the kitchen. GIZMO, GIZMO(my dogs name, looks like a grimiln)!! WHERE R U!!!???!! i look under the sink, and there it is a huge whole in the wall from the bathroom(we keep him in ther, because he likes to chew thngs, and piss and crap on thngs.
after cleanng up the kitchn and patching the whole so my mom dont see it when she get home from work(i love me dog, she would make me get rid of it, if she see this mess) i went to my room for a quick nap before i watch jerry sprigner. i lay my head on my nice comfy pillow, and i smell somehhing tha is not right, i turn my head, and they lays a steamin turd on my pillow(now, let me tell u, gizmo had done thi s in the past, but that is why we lock him in the bathroom)
now i am fuming, i am so mad i could kill him now. i find himsprawaled out in mommas bed, this is the last straw, he was put out for the rest of the day....overall, good dog, he also loves to masturbte an watch NFL, that is a hole nother story.
went in the kithcen to get some h20 and seen all the detergnt, scourning pads, moms favorite dish soap, and sponge were scatered through out the kitchen. GIZMO, GIZMO(my dogs name, looks like a grimiln)!! WHERE R U!!!???!! i look under the sink, and there it is a huge whole in the wall from the bathroom(we keep him in ther, because he likes to chew thngs, and piss and crap on thngs.
after cleanng up the kitchn and patching the whole so my mom dont see it when she get home from work(i love me dog, she would make me get rid of it, if she see this mess) i went to my room for a quick nap before i watch jerry sprigner. i lay my head on my nice comfy pillow, and i smell somehhing tha is not right, i turn my head, and they lays a steamin turd on my pillow(now, let me tell u, gizmo had done thi s in the past, but that is why we lock him in the bathroom)
now i am fuming, i am so mad i could kill him now. i find himsprawaled out in mommas bed, this is the last straw, he was put out for the rest of the day....overall, good dog, he also loves to masturbte an watch NFL, that is a hole nother story.
