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J1950

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i have this pug, any one no what a pug is? it has a flat face with a small overbite. i was sleeping last night, heard a nawing, an heavey breathin, but ignored it as i was stuffed form eating moms goood bbq for memorial day(saulte the troops, fine job boyz,and thx to the veterans out there too) anyway, i awaoke in the morning crawling off the couch, bcaz that is where i passed out from over stuffing myself with pork grinds, and chcicen livers my mom prepard fresh for me.

went in the kithcen to get some h20 and seen all the detergnt, scourning pads, moms favorite dish soap, and sponge were scatered through out the kitchen. GIZMO, GIZMO(my dogs name, looks like a grimiln)!! WHERE R U!!!???!! i look under the sink, and there it is a huge whole in the wall from the bathroom(we keep him in ther, because he likes to chew thngs, and piss and crap on thngs.

after cleanng up the kitchn and patching the whole so my mom dont see it when she get home from work(i love me dog, she would make me get rid of it, if she see this mess) i went to my room for a quick nap before i watch jerry sprigner. i lay my head on my nice comfy pillow, and i smell somehhing tha is not right, i turn my head, and they lays a steamin turd on my pillow(now, let me tell u, gizmo had done thi s in the past, but that is why we lock him in the bathroom)

now i am fuming, i am so mad i could kill him now. i find himsprawaled out in mommas bed, this is the last straw, he was put out for the rest of the day....overall, good dog, he also loves to masturbte an watch NFL, that is a hole nother story.
 

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Sounds like a roommate I once had.
 
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4th post about a pug?

someone run an ip check please :D
 

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He also loves to masturbate and watch NFL.:monsters-

:lolBIG:
 

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D2bets said:
Sounds like a roommate I once had.
If it wasnt a roommate it could have been all of us!:lolBIG:
 
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-Slim- said:
4th post about a pug?

someone run an ip check please :D
you mean it could be a
:monsters-
 
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:howdy: It appears this ghost skipped out on some English classes.
 
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A ghost that is not shilling or bashing any one? Odd.

Only bashing his half crazy dog. But then again all dogs are crazy, when they are pups at least.

If you really want to have fun, get yourself a Jack Russel Terrier. Don't say I didn't warn you.
 

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You sure he didnt chewed a "WHOLE" in your brain.
 

J1950

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wathit buddy, althouh sarcasm is welcomed, dont make fun of someone spelling challeegend
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You sure he didnt chewed a "WHOLE" in your brain.
 
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who do u work for General, Nasa???
 
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The General said:
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:digit:

I know the guy is way too nice to be Noreaga, but come on, he has to at least be on the card! This guy lives with mom!
 

J1950

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my moms raiszed a fine upstanddding indiv...shez a dman good lady
Clip Joint said:
I know the guy is way too nice to be Noreaga, but come on, he has to at least be on the card! This guy lives with mom!
 

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:lolBIG:

I can't believe this didn't make it to the RR. I have to admit though it is funny.
 

J1950

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dont no why itd go to rubber room. ther is talk of sports, my masturbatin "GizMo" boyz, cant wait for the NFL, loking for my steelez to beat some azz. my gizmo is a ravens fan, he likes birds(dont ask)

i will get some picutres this year an post them. great doogy, geesh i lovz him almost as much as my exwife
 
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NICKYTHEFISH said:
He also loves to masturbate and watch NFL.:monsters-

SICK! :lolBIG:
 

J1950

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the only sic thng about it is the gruntin he does, othe than that, u'd never know, looks like he has a itch
 

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I am a fan of dogs.But, I don't understand why people would want a pet if it:
smells bad
barks all day and night
pisses and shi@@ everywhere
ruins furniture
jumps on your guests
does everything wrong.

Never made sense to me.


Sol II
 
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J1950 said:
my moms raiszed a fine upstanddding indiv...shez a dman good lady

ARE YOU SURE YOUR MOM/DMAN IS NOT IDENTITY THE ONLY HE/SHE WE KNOW OF HERE................G.
 

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