I would like to offer my condolences to the Following RX posters:
Radiofreecostarica
Grantt
Costa Rica Mouth
Danny May
Jack Dee
And a few others I can't recall right now...
I want to offer my condolences on what must be a very sad day for you guys. While it has not been 100% confirmed, it is very likely that Saddam Hussein's sinister cousin "Chemical Ali" was killed in an American air strike.
I realize this must be a sad and painful blow to all of you who are cheering to see the United States lose the war, and see as many American deaths as possible so that it suits your political needs and beliefs. I know the news of "Chemical Ali's" death will not hurt you as much as the death of Saddam himself, or god forbid your hero Osama Bin Laden, but nonetheless this was obviously a deeply felt loss for people of your beliefs.
In honor of your "loss" I have put together a David Letterman-type Top Ten List of the worst events that must have negatively impacted your miserable pathetic lives. Keep your chins up comrades. I know it's been tough since the fall of the Soviet Union, but you can always cling to the hope even though your beloved Marxists are gone, your heroic Islamic Terrorists are still around to poke and prod at that Great Satan you all hate so much...the U.S.
TOP TEN SAD EVENTS IN THE LIVES OF THE VERMIN RX POSTERS LISTED ABOVE:
10. Death of Chemical Ali
9. Heroic peasant leader Che Guevera dies.
8. United States leads a coalition which kicks Iraq out of Kuwait with minimal losses to US troops.
7. Ronald Reagan sworn in as President of the United States.
6. Chinese Communist leader Chairman Mao dies.
5. State of Israel guaranteed by United Nations charter in 1948.
4. Fall of Soviet Union elevates U.S. to role of world's lone superpower.
3. George W. Bush sworn in as President of the United States.
2. Berlin Wall torn down signalling symbolic end of Marxism.
1. "Only 3,000" people die in Terrorist attack on the World Trade Centers and Pentagon. Grantt and Radiofreecostarica, and perhaps other RX posters, were hoping for 10 times that at least.
TOP TEN HAPPY EVENTS IN THE LIVES OF THE VERMIN RX POSTERS LISTED ABOVE:
10. Nuclear accident at 3 Mile Island "proves" that nuclear energy is as evil as the "No Nukes" crowd claims.
9. Terrorists bomb the U.S.S. Cole in the Persian Gulf.
8. Jimmy Carter wins Nobel Peace Prize for criticizing President Bush.
7. CONFIRMED Terrorist Yasser Arafat is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
6. Walter Cronkite declares the Vietnam War "unwinnable" on national TV soon after the Tet Offensive.
5. Fidel Castro assumes control of Cuba in a violent coup.
4. Mao leads the Communists to victory over Chiang Kai Shek and the Nationalists are forced to fell to Taiwan.
3. Lenin and the Bolsheviks win power in a second Russian revolution, six months after the first one, overthrowing the pro-Western Kerensky government.
2. The Fall of Saigon in 1975 signals the long term failure of the U.S. policy in Vietnam as the Communist North takes over the entire country.
1. 3,000 American citizens are killed in the 2001 Terrorist attacks ON U.S. SOIL, striking a beautiful symbolic blow against the forces of imperialism and colonialism in the U.S., thus gaining revenge for the entire Third World against their evil oppressors who dared to bring technological advances to the rest of the world.
Radiofreecostarica
Grantt
Costa Rica Mouth
Danny May
Jack Dee
And a few others I can't recall right now...
I want to offer my condolences on what must be a very sad day for you guys. While it has not been 100% confirmed, it is very likely that Saddam Hussein's sinister cousin "Chemical Ali" was killed in an American air strike.
I realize this must be a sad and painful blow to all of you who are cheering to see the United States lose the war, and see as many American deaths as possible so that it suits your political needs and beliefs. I know the news of "Chemical Ali's" death will not hurt you as much as the death of Saddam himself, or god forbid your hero Osama Bin Laden, but nonetheless this was obviously a deeply felt loss for people of your beliefs.
In honor of your "loss" I have put together a David Letterman-type Top Ten List of the worst events that must have negatively impacted your miserable pathetic lives. Keep your chins up comrades. I know it's been tough since the fall of the Soviet Union, but you can always cling to the hope even though your beloved Marxists are gone, your heroic Islamic Terrorists are still around to poke and prod at that Great Satan you all hate so much...the U.S.
TOP TEN SAD EVENTS IN THE LIVES OF THE VERMIN RX POSTERS LISTED ABOVE:
10. Death of Chemical Ali
9. Heroic peasant leader Che Guevera dies.
8. United States leads a coalition which kicks Iraq out of Kuwait with minimal losses to US troops.
7. Ronald Reagan sworn in as President of the United States.
6. Chinese Communist leader Chairman Mao dies.
5. State of Israel guaranteed by United Nations charter in 1948.
4. Fall of Soviet Union elevates U.S. to role of world's lone superpower.
3. George W. Bush sworn in as President of the United States.
2. Berlin Wall torn down signalling symbolic end of Marxism.
1. "Only 3,000" people die in Terrorist attack on the World Trade Centers and Pentagon. Grantt and Radiofreecostarica, and perhaps other RX posters, were hoping for 10 times that at least.
TOP TEN HAPPY EVENTS IN THE LIVES OF THE VERMIN RX POSTERS LISTED ABOVE:
10. Nuclear accident at 3 Mile Island "proves" that nuclear energy is as evil as the "No Nukes" crowd claims.
9. Terrorists bomb the U.S.S. Cole in the Persian Gulf.
8. Jimmy Carter wins Nobel Peace Prize for criticizing President Bush.
7. CONFIRMED Terrorist Yasser Arafat is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
6. Walter Cronkite declares the Vietnam War "unwinnable" on national TV soon after the Tet Offensive.
5. Fidel Castro assumes control of Cuba in a violent coup.
4. Mao leads the Communists to victory over Chiang Kai Shek and the Nationalists are forced to fell to Taiwan.
3. Lenin and the Bolsheviks win power in a second Russian revolution, six months after the first one, overthrowing the pro-Western Kerensky government.
2. The Fall of Saigon in 1975 signals the long term failure of the U.S. policy in Vietnam as the Communist North takes over the entire country.
1. 3,000 American citizens are killed in the 2001 Terrorist attacks ON U.S. SOIL, striking a beautiful symbolic blow against the forces of imperialism and colonialism in the U.S., thus gaining revenge for the entire Third World against their evil oppressors who dared to bring technological advances to the rest of the world.
