Let’s keep it different and Contrarian
1. Panthers- Young QB
2. Texans- Anderson ED
I think Texans takes the cleaner player with Bama ties. Overrated imo per his ranking. Wilson leads the way and metrics suggest fits the system. Texans seem to be in conservative roll this draft.
3. Cardinals- Wilson ED
Cards can’t find a dance partner. Too dumb to take anything move back. Wilson screams the perfect Seahawks type pick. Cards stay pat and draft the freak metrics edge.
4. Colts- Levis QB
Just feeling like this has been the guy all along. Seems like a Ballard guy. Both Levis and AR fit under colts new coach of pedigree but Levis it is.
5. Seahawks- Carter DT
Bubble gum Pete goes for the upside. Wilson perfect type Hawks draft pick. Hawks venture East of Mississippi for a rare pick
6. Trade Trade Trade
Raiders - Stroud QB
Titans have no draft capital and make sense. Raiders wanna stick it to Chiefs fans and KC and something tells me the Raiders like Stroud. Tons of draft capital Raiders get nervous Titans are interesting and move up 1 spot.
7. Lions- Robinson RB
Not a need whatsoever! Plenty of talent on the team. But luxury wins out. Plus we need some shock value to keep em talking. Lions will dump Swift for a 5th rounder. Witherspoon makes all the sense here. Plus entire world says he gonna go to lions. Lions have so much Draft capital they can go either way and steal the entire draft. It’s probably silly with big $ already in Swift n Montgomery. But fuck it seems fun
8. Falcons-Skoronski T
Keep em guessing! Falcons get greedy add more firepower to the motto run run run. More shock value. Witherspoon makes sense hear also. This is serious trade up spot Jets and Steelers imo.
Trade Trade Trade
9. Steelers- Johnson T
Steelers are desperate for Jones or Wright imo. Wright seems like the guy they really want. But link buckeyes back together. Johnson not expected to be here so Steelers pounced. Will send Bears another rd 2 late pick and trade 32 later for compensation.
10. Eagles Smith ED
Howie was eyeing Skoronski and Van Ness makes sense. Upside edge speedster more pash rush
11. Lions - Witherspoon CB
Lions loaded with capital see there man slide and pounce. Titans pass up AR gain draft capital.
12. Texans- Richardson QB
Why not...
13 Packers- Njigba WR
Packers say FU Rodgers!
14. Patriots- Van Ness DE
No idea wtf Pats ever do. They always trade back but too many trades already. So fuck it
15. Jets - Wright OT
More versatile than Jones. Wright it is
16. Redskins- Gonzalez CB
17. Bears- Jones OT
No need for LT but bears plenty of room to shuffle the line.
18. Titans- Johnson WR
Titans OL not as bad as folks say. They go for length and speed at WR
19. Bucs- Murphy DE
Seems like a Bucs player! Fuck it
20. Seahawks- Flowers WR
Splurge on a slot guy
21. Chargers- Kincaid TE
22. Ravens- Porter CB
Trade Trade Trade
23. Seahawks- Schmitz C
Hawks covet a center and jump Giants to get John Michael Schmitz which just sounds like a Seattle name player
24. Jaguar- Mayer TE
Dougie loves a TE and Mayer fits the bill as a Pederson type player
25. Giants- Tippman C
Giants get shaky knees grab the other center for two round 1.
26. Cowboys-Gibbs RB
Jerry says no sir to KC Cin Buff Phi who may have been eyeing Gibbs. Pollard on the tag they get RB of future
27. Bills- Campbell LB
A shocker pass up WR OL too much value later
28. Bengals-Washington TE
Bengals fill a need and also get a Tackle
29. Saints- Breese DT
30 Eagles- Kancey DT
Get a local boy with midget arms
31. Chiefs- Mingo WR
New play to for Andy and the boys just to piss off the league.
1. Panthers- Young QB
2. Texans- Anderson ED
I think Texans takes the cleaner player with Bama ties. Overrated imo per his ranking. Wilson leads the way and metrics suggest fits the system. Texans seem to be in conservative roll this draft.
3. Cardinals- Wilson ED
Cards can’t find a dance partner. Too dumb to take anything move back. Wilson screams the perfect Seahawks type pick. Cards stay pat and draft the freak metrics edge.
4. Colts- Levis QB
Just feeling like this has been the guy all along. Seems like a Ballard guy. Both Levis and AR fit under colts new coach of pedigree but Levis it is.
5. Seahawks- Carter DT
Bubble gum Pete goes for the upside. Wilson perfect type Hawks draft pick. Hawks venture East of Mississippi for a rare pick
6. Trade Trade Trade
Raiders - Stroud QB
Titans have no draft capital and make sense. Raiders wanna stick it to Chiefs fans and KC and something tells me the Raiders like Stroud. Tons of draft capital Raiders get nervous Titans are interesting and move up 1 spot.
7. Lions- Robinson RB
Not a need whatsoever! Plenty of talent on the team. But luxury wins out. Plus we need some shock value to keep em talking. Lions will dump Swift for a 5th rounder. Witherspoon makes all the sense here. Plus entire world says he gonna go to lions. Lions have so much Draft capital they can go either way and steal the entire draft. It’s probably silly with big $ already in Swift n Montgomery. But fuck it seems fun
8. Falcons-Skoronski T
Keep em guessing! Falcons get greedy add more firepower to the motto run run run. More shock value. Witherspoon makes sense hear also. This is serious trade up spot Jets and Steelers imo.
Trade Trade Trade
9. Steelers- Johnson T
Steelers are desperate for Jones or Wright imo. Wright seems like the guy they really want. But link buckeyes back together. Johnson not expected to be here so Steelers pounced. Will send Bears another rd 2 late pick and trade 32 later for compensation.
10. Eagles Smith ED
Howie was eyeing Skoronski and Van Ness makes sense. Upside edge speedster more pash rush
11. Lions - Witherspoon CB
Lions loaded with capital see there man slide and pounce. Titans pass up AR gain draft capital.
12. Texans- Richardson QB
Why not...
13 Packers- Njigba WR
Packers say FU Rodgers!
14. Patriots- Van Ness DE
No idea wtf Pats ever do. They always trade back but too many trades already. So fuck it
15. Jets - Wright OT
More versatile than Jones. Wright it is
16. Redskins- Gonzalez CB
17. Bears- Jones OT
No need for LT but bears plenty of room to shuffle the line.
18. Titans- Johnson WR
Titans OL not as bad as folks say. They go for length and speed at WR
19. Bucs- Murphy DE
Seems like a Bucs player! Fuck it
20. Seahawks- Flowers WR
Splurge on a slot guy
21. Chargers- Kincaid TE
22. Ravens- Porter CB
Trade Trade Trade
23. Seahawks- Schmitz C
Hawks covet a center and jump Giants to get John Michael Schmitz which just sounds like a Seattle name player
24. Jaguar- Mayer TE
Dougie loves a TE and Mayer fits the bill as a Pederson type player
25. Giants- Tippman C
Giants get shaky knees grab the other center for two round 1.
26. Cowboys-Gibbs RB
Jerry says no sir to KC Cin Buff Phi who may have been eyeing Gibbs. Pollard on the tag they get RB of future
27. Bills- Campbell LB
A shocker pass up WR OL too much value later
28. Bengals-Washington TE
Bengals fill a need and also get a Tackle
29. Saints- Breese DT
30 Eagles- Kancey DT
Get a local boy with midget arms
31. Chiefs- Mingo WR
New play to for Andy and the boys just to piss off the league.