Michigan player suspended for masturbation

[DanTanna]

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Lineman suspended for indecent exposure

The University of Michigan suspended defensive lineman Larry Harrison Jr. after he was arraigned in an Ann Arbor court for indecent exposure, according to the Detroit Free Press.

According to the newspaper, Harrison, a redshirt sophomore, allegedly masturbated on the porch of a house occupied by several women near the Michigan campus shortly after midnight.

Harrison, a starter in six games at defensive end, is a suspect in 14 other cases of indecent exposure in campus neighborhoods since August. He reportedly was caught in the act early Tuesday morning by a police officer who was part of a surveillance team.

"The charges are very serious and very alarming," coach Lloyd Carr said in a statement as the school suspended Harrison from the Jan. 1 Rose Bowl. "I can only hope they are not true."

If convicted, the Free Press says Harrison faces up to one year in jail and a $1,000 fine and would be required to provide a DNA sample.

The 20-year-old Harrison appeared in 15th District Court wearing handcuffs, a yellow jersey and low-slung blue jeans without a belt.

Joe Simon, his attorney and Larry Harrison, his father, pulled the younger Harrison's pants up to his waist several times during the arraignment.

Ann Arbor police detective Chris Fitzpatrick asked Magistrate Michael Gatti to issue a $100,000 bond because "Mr. Harrison is a threat to the Ann Arbor community."

Gatti, however, reportedly set bond at $500 and ordered Harrison to remain in the custody of his father, who agreed to monitor his son's activities.

 

[BoomBoom92]

Sounds like he's got a real "Hand"le on things:>Grin>

 

[WCBias]

This is the funniest story I've read in a long time. You would think this guy would be the scorn of campii everywhere, but if he plays his cards right, he can parlay his meat-beat into a cover story on FHM and score more ass than he ever imagined.

 

[glennlovecolleen3]

This Michigan player does it in front of a few girls and gets arrested, but Conan's masturbating bear strokes himself on national tv, and it gets cheers!?!?!? What injustice!!!

 

[TigerBait]

He's Michigan's Version of Cecil "The Deisel" Collins...

from LSU. Tremendous talent who through an All-American Career away at LSU and a second Chance in the NFL all because he liked to break in women's houses and show them his willie. It makes you wonder what is the IQ of some of these idiots and how do they stay in school for as long as they do?? Ohio State has it figured out for sure.

 

[Schouest]

They were going to book him, but had to let him go due to lack of evidence !!

 

[AlwaysKeen]

That's some funny stuff...

 

[sphincter]

my...how the world has changed...


.i remember being the apple of miss clark`s(my teacher) eye and receiving an "A" in sex education as a 5th grader because i masturbated at a 10th grade level....


go figure...

 

[TheGeneral+]

Guy sounds like a true freak.

 

[volhound]

The funniest part of the story is that his dad had to repeatedly pull up his son's britches during the court session :carto1710

lack of respect to himself, his dad and the court

 

[GoSooners]

I love heartwarming "playing with your little Wolverine" stories like this. It's so Lance Rentzel.:finger: :hump: :nono5:

 

[kunie_45]

Maybe it was a coincidence that the past incidents happened outside of women's houses. He might just really be into porches and even railings!?

 

[CedarCreaker]

Understand Michigan coaches, in order to stop him from any further masterbating and so the court would allow him to play against Texas , actually cut off the two middle fingers of his left hand , so now in the Rose Bowl when he roots for his team he will give this sign ...............HOOK"EM HORNS!!!

 

[glennlovecolleen3]

They were going to book him, but had to let him go due to lack of evidence !!

I guess he didn't "finish."

 

[CedarCreaker]

cum on now guys, this is a serious offense!!

 

[SweeptheBoard]

did they ever find his belt

 

[silver7]

Tiger I Had To

Read your post twice before it made sense. Then I realized you wanted to say threw. Yeah these guys are real maroons?

 

[petre]

this is why notre dame has to slacken its academic standards to get the hot prospect...dudes need to spank the :monkey: :monkey: :monkey:

 

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Could be that they take away your belt & shoelaces, etc. when arrested--

 

[DIRECTVPOLICE]

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