Mental Masturbation?????

[THE SHRINK]

Anyone want to define what it is and how it relates to sports betting or this posting forum, if at all?

We are in the process of printing up our NEW Golf Shirts and Tee Shirts, which many consider to be a collector's item because they are so hard to come by (unless u attend our bash)...

The best response will receive one, guaranteed by YOURS TRULY...

P.S.

I understand Winky Duck may be an EXPERT on this topic....:howdy:

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[Jarbo]

It's the same as visualizing the shot you want to hit in golf, by doing this you "rehearse" your routine or desired outcome and then weigh the probability of that happening. If it's positive you go for it!



However, as my Grandfather used to say; " Anticipation is greater than Realization"



--J--

 

[THE SHRINK]

MENTAL MASTURBATION = the time we spend pulling our nuts while pontificating for a perfect cum back...:monsters-

 

[Jarbo]

Mental Masturbation = rubbing your head and blowing your nose :dogtoilet

 

[xpanda]

It's very much akin to being a 'legend in your own mind.' Relating it to sports betting? Anyone claiming a Double Slam Lock and Load or Get Your $$$$$$ Makers Here ... surely either fit the bill?

as an aside: This topic would be way more fun if we were talking about mutual masturbation.

But, I digress.

 

[THE SHRINK]

It's very much akin to being a 'legend in your own mind.' Relating it to sports betting? Anyone claiming a Double Slam Lock and Load or Get Your $$$$$$ Makers Here ... surely either fit the bill?

as an aside: This topic would be way more fun if we were talking about mutual masturbation.

But, I digress.

Please digress...:smoker2:

 

[Jarbo]

Please digress...:smoker2:

yes, PLEASE!!!! :homer:

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

We are waiting Panda.

:smoker2:

 

[bigbet1234]

SHRINK......will you print a few.....cough, cough....for the bigger guys?

BB

Anyone want to define what it is and how it relates to sports betting or this posting forum, if at all?

We are in the process of printing up our NEW Golf Shirts and Tee Shirts, which many consider to be a collector's item because they are so hard to come by (unless u attend our bash)...

The best response will receive one, guaranteed by YOURS TRULY...

P.S.

I understand Winky Duck may be an EXPERT on this topic....:howdy:

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[xpanda]

Lol ... what do you want to know? Surely you guys don't need pointers??

I'm gonna need a drink.

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

Make your drink and let us know when you return.

:drink:

 

[xpanda]

The way this morning has gone, one might think a small handful of us have been on the martinis since breakfast!

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

I'm usually this way when I havent had enough sleep. Also, the stock market is being good to me today.

 

[THE SHRINK]

The way this morning has gone, one might think a small handful of us have been on the martinis since breakfast!

I can identify...:lolBIG:

 

[WorldNumberOne]

So many things can get you high
I'm gonna try em all just once before I die
And you can analyze this situation
To me it's all just mental masturbation



i think it's really that simple...

 

[Tulsa]

Mental Masturbation is no fun alone. Mental Masturbation is Stroking Ego. Mental Masturbation may feel good, but it gets trivia on everyone else.
"Mental Masturbation: Number Six on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs"
Mental Masturbation: if it feels good, over-explain it!

Mental Masturbaion is not very well related to quality sports wagering. Usually those that are involved in showing how smart they are, are not very good at activating the winner switch on the boards. It happens a lot on the forum and I'm sure I'm guilty at times, but it doesn't actually determine how well a person can handicap games. I've noticed very simple thought processes are the best tool for handicapping. Over-thought (over-analysis) is the bane of the public and the mental self-aggrandizor. Capping is NOT EASY, but it is a 'keep it simple' process. There is a difference between easy and simple, by the way. I'm not saying simpletons rule the capping process; I am saying that those that can shave away the fluff and those that have the self-control to remain focused on the important facts are the best handicappers. Those that want to show how smart they are find themselves on the wrong side most of the time and mental masturbation is a lack of self-control in the first place. So, capping belongs to those with much self-control. Mental masturbation is the realm of those without self-control. In the end, those two are mutually exclusive. Now, excuse me while I go clean myself off after which I'll go make a sh!tty, but damn smart pick in the baseball POD thread. tulsa

 

[winkyduck]

I understand Winky Duck may be an EXPERT on this topic....:howdy:

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WRONG! "Real" masturbation - YES! but "Mental" - NOPE! why think about it when you can be doing it, instead!

 

[MillenniumSportsbook]

"Cum postime we ponder on what we'll do

Cum halftime we wonder why we're looking so blue

Cum fourth quarter we regret what we have done

Cum the bookie who had all of the fun"

 

[WorldNumberOne]

"Cum postime we ponder on what we'll do

Cum halftime we wonder why we're looking so blue

Cum fourth quarter we regret what we have done

Cum the bookie who had all of the fun"

guess i wont be signing up with you guys anytime soon....

 

[Rainbow]

"Cum postime we ponder on what we'll do

Cum halftime we wonder why we're looking so blue

Cum fourth quarter we regret what we have done

Cum the bookie who had all of the fun"

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