Marcin Gortat is the XFactor

Chenmen · Jun 4, 2009

People act as if Dwight Howard is the only Center on the Magic roster. Gortat is no joke. He called out Ron Jeremy and stepped his shit up in the playoffs. The son of a boxer, this dude is not going to disappoint today. Skip Bayless, the <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCHENTH%7E1%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCHENTH%7E1%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CCHENTH%7E1%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves/> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w

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The one play that stood out to me the most in the Cavs series other than LeBron's prayer and the worst supporting play all around exhibited by the Cavs role players was when LeBron didn't even take it to the hoop at the end of game one. Intead, he kicked it out to one of the supporting bums and of course they missed the shot. Guess who was in the low post? The Polish Hammer himself.

If Gortat shows up today, the Magic win with ease. The Lakers always come out sloppy. The Nuggets gave away Game One. The ROCKETS took Game One.

It's there folks. Whether you want to risk it, it's your call.

Chenmen · Jun 4, 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiTzexrDFLQ&NR=1

Chenmen · Jun 4, 2009

i meant best backup center

yanni_gogolak · Jun 4, 2009

He's only played more than 11 mins. once in the past 10 games. Hard to be an x-factor when you're not on the floor. Maybe he's a good cheerleader?

Jetplane · Jun 4, 2009

yanni_gogolak said:
He's only played more than 11 mins. once in the past 10 games. Hard to be an x-factor when you're not on the floor. Maybe he's a good cheerleader?

lol... get emmmmmmm. I'm taking the Magic tonight anyway.

Trajedy · Jun 4, 2009

AHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH

thanks for this post i have never laughed harder

X factor ahahahahha oh man this brightened up my day. The polish hammer is the best nickname.

oh man this completely made my day

gortat and mbenga the nba and nike should make a puppet commercial with those two and label it "X factor" the polish hammer vs the congan crippler

docslep · Jun 4, 2009

um, how does ron jeremy fit in here?:think2:

cashflow50 · Jun 4, 2009

2nd best..hmmmmm...i rather have chris anderson...oh by the way,whos the 1st?

LIGHTSOUTGAMEOVER · Jun 4, 2009

He doesnt play much... for obvious reasons. But when he does hit the floor he isnt bad.

LIGHTSOUTGAMEOVER · Jun 4, 2009

cashflow50 said:
2nd best..hmmmmm...i rather have chris anderson...oh by the way,whos the 1st?

lol Andersen is a joke. I lost a pile of money on his shitty performance against the lake show.

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