Man Drinks Three Bottles Of Vodka & Survives Two 50 Foot Falls ~ Lives To Tell

[beejmi]

A Russian man survived after downing three bottles of vodka and leaping from a fifth floor balcony - twice.

Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time.

Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.

Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.

But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.

Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.

Mr Roskov says he is now teetotal after giving up drinking, and added: "Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky.

"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."

 

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[Hookandcrook+]

What a quitter

 

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[whalewager]

Love this guy...I can picture him now watching a game, trying to enjoy himself, wife steady bitching, losing his bet so, fuck it, dive out the window....

 

[PBR]

Teddy makes this guy look like an amateur.

 

[RobFunk]

Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time.

Oh man.

 

[punter]

He either needs a new wife or a balcony.

 

[MikeB]

I feel bad for the poor bastard that he must have landed on.

 

[2PLAYSMAX]

Best story I have heard in months@).

Need a video of the whole thing.

 

[FuriousDrew]

Hilarious.

 

[X-Files]

Man Drinks Three Bottles Of Vodka & Survives Two 50 Foot Falls ~ Lives To Tell

Is this just a made up story by some guy on an online forum?

I did a search and found no news items on this subject.


http://forums.fanhost.com/culture-s...ssian-man-survives-five-story-fall-twice.html#

 

[Betallsports]

Either way, this is some Funny Sh*t :missingte:missingte

 

[mrcrash]

Is this just a made up story by some guy on an online forum?

I did a search and found no news items on this subject.


http://forums.fanhost.com/culture-s...ssian-man-survives-five-story-fall-twice.html#

It has to be fake. Even if the jumps and no major injury was true. Would they release him for alcohol poisoning and suicidal tendencies?

 

[RobFunk]

Is this just a made up story by some guy on an online forum?

I did a search and found no news items on this subject.

All I came up with is this:

http://www.orange.co.uk/news/quirkies/?rm=storyitem&storyId=3275215

 

[beejmi]

In yesterday's New York Post

http://www.nypost.com/news/weirdbuttrue/weirdbuttrue.htm

 

[GimmeDattt]

Good job by the fact checkers.

This is hilarious.

 

[X-Files]

In yesterday's New York Post

http://www.nypost.com/news/weirdbuttrue/weirdbuttrue.htm

I didn't see anything here about a drunken Russian jumper.

 

[beejmi]

Looks like The NY Post changes it's "weird but true" section everyday as opposed to a running archive.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3275215.html

 

[billhill999]

Got up, dusted himself off, went to the local vendor of charisma, ordered a vodka tonic.