Yeah, Red Rocks is about 80 miles to the North of here (You'd feel right at home, that's where all the Libs hang out).So you bench 225x15 reps, that's okay, but no big deal. A few years ago I entered the benchpress contest in Calgary, Canada for the World Police/Fire olympics. Although I didn't win in the 82 kilo weight class (took 4th), I did pretty good considering my competition was from Eastern Europe and were about 5'5" with short arms. No excuses on my part, did the best I could, but couldn't come close to the winner who benched 378. If you get in the area, come on down, I'll spot you on that bench press issue and see what you can really do. Now about that undeveloped penis thing, there's places on the internet that can help you out.
Now, back to dipshit. Hold your head up, be proud of what you do for a living. Not everyone can make a career in fast food service. Just remember, like your boss is always saying, ask the customer if they want to biggy size their order!