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ATTN:(HANDLE THIS INFORMATION SECRETLY)



Dear,


I hereby contact you personally concerning the
situation in my bank. In order to transfer out
{us$34,000,000} Thirty four million us dollars, I have
the courage to look for a reliable and honest person
who will be capable for this important business
believing that you will never let me down either now
or in future.

I am Dr Kamborra Paul, the Regional computing auditor
of (STANDARD BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA) JOHANNESBURG BRANCH
(SBSA). There is an account opened in this bank in
1985 and since 1990 nobody has operated on this
account again. After going through some old files in
the records I discovered that if I do not remit this
money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing
according to South Africa laws and act of 1993,the
money will be revert this country government treasury
after 15 years if there is no valid claim. I need a
foreign partner that will present as a relative to
this late man.

I concluded to transfer this money overseas for proper
investment that will benefit me. The owner of this
account is Mr. Daniel B.Jones, a foreigner, and a
Miner at Kruger Gold Co. a geologist by profession and
he died since 1990. No other person knows about this
account or any thing concerning it, the account has no
other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as
well that this company does not know anything about
this account and the amount involved is us$34,000,000
Thirty Four million dollars.

I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this
money can not be approved to a local bank here, but
can only be approved to any foreign account because
the money is in US dollars and the former owner of the
account is Mr. Daniel B Jones, who is a foreigner too.
I know that this message will come to you as a
surprise as we don’t know ourselves before, we will
sign agreement, but be sure that it is real and a
fund. I only got your contact address from my
secretary during a normal routine search, i believe in
God that you will never let me down in this business,
you are the only person that I have contacted in this
business, so please reply urgently so that I will
inform you the next step to take urgently. Send also
your private telephone and fax number including the
full details of the account to be used for the
deposit. I want us to meet face to face or sign a
binding agreement to bind us together so that you can
receive this money into a foreign account or any
account of your choice where the fund will be safe.

I am contacting you because of the need to involve a
foreigner with foreign account and foreign
beneficiary. I need your full co-operation to make
this work fine. Because the management is ready to
approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct
information of this account, which I will give to you
later immediately, if you are able and capable to
handle such amount in strict confidence and trust
according to my instructions and advice for our mutual
benefit. I need a truthful person in this business
because I don't want to make mistake and I need your
strong assurance and trust.

With my position now in the office I can transfer this
money to any foreigner's reliable account, which you
can provide with assurance that this money will be
intact pending my physical arrival in your country for
sharing. I will destroy all documents of transaction
immediately we receive this money leaving no trace to
any place. You can also come to discuss with me face
to face after which I will make this remittance in
your presence.

I will use my position and influence to effect legal
approvals and onward transfer of this money to your
account with appropriate clearance forms of the
ministries and foreign exchange departments.

At the conclusion of this business, you will be given
50%of the total amount, 50%will be for me and my
family, I look forward to your earliest reply through
my email address.

Yours truly,
Dr Kamborra Paul.
STANDARD BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA

NOTE: you can aswell write me through my alternative
email address:


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wilheim, get back in touch with him quick before he finds someone else!
 

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I first received one of those about 10 years ago. It must work because they're still using it.
 

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yep im currently at stage 3 with this guy I should have my 36 million at any time he says .....im sending him 5 dimes tommorrow for extra fees
 

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After thinking about this for a few minutes I have to say while it is funny to us here at the Rx. there are probably some rather naive people out there foolish enough to belive such bullschit. :mad:

That said, even after I get my half of the $34,000,000 I will continue to moderate here at the Rx.:director:




wil.:toothless
 

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wilheim said:
After thinking about this for a few minutes I have to say while it is funny to us here at the Rx. there are probably some rather naive people out there foolish enough to belive such bullschit. :mad:

That said, even after I get my half of the $34,000,000 I will continue to moderate here at the Rx.:director:




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glad to hear it wil we would hate to lose ya over a mere 36 mill :manwh:
 
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I always thought that the Mods here were well paid. Wil just validated my perception.
 

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You need to contact the FBI Immediately,,,,, thos guys are conartists,,,
dont get involved,,,
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Tate - ya think.:biglaugh:



Seriously, I know the it's an old con that has been on the internet for years. Thanks for the advice.


Beware the '419' scam letter from Nigerian con artists

By MICHELLE SINGLETARY
SYNDICATED COLUMNIST

Each week I invite readers to contact me with their comments or questions.

Although I can't respond to every letter or e-mail, I do try on occasion to comply with requests for additional information on many of the issues I've covered.

Here are some of the most recent frequently asked questions:

Q: My company received a (Nigerian scam) letter. We recognized it for what it was. What should I do with the letter?

A: I recently wrote about an illegal scheme in which con artists, often living in Nigeria, try to get people to agree to transfer millions of dollars into their bank accounts in exchange for a promised percentage of the money.

The problem is, there aren't any millions to be transferred. The intent of this scam is to get people to pony up their own money for bogus upfront fees.

The U.S. Secret Service says to forward e-mails that appear to be "419" cons (named after the section of the Nigerian penal code that addresses fraud schemes) to 419.fcd@usss.treas.gov. The Secret Service is building a database of the different versions of this scam. It also shares the information with other law enforcement agencies.

If you have received a 419 con letter via regular mail or fax, but have not lost any money, you can fax a copy of the pitch to 202-406-5031. If you have been victimized by one of these schemes, you should forward any written documentation to the Secret Service, Financial Crimes Division, 950 H St. N.W., Washington, D.C. 20223, or call 202-406-5850.
 

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wil - I guess you didn't get in touch with him quick enough. He sent me an email and now I am going to work for him as his agent. :aktion033 Sorry, dude, your slow ass just missed out on 34 million.

I will send you a nickle for pointing this out though.
 

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make sure to check out this site - one that does what i do here to scamdicappers - bust them big time:

it is actually VERY humorous - and there are plenty of truly funny stories out there


http://www.419eater.com
 

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actually wil's post brings up a very good/bad point. I received the exact same crap; so WHO THE HELL AT THIS SITE IS SELLING OUR E-MAIL ADDY"S!!!!!:finger: :mad: :neenee: :deal: :confused: :bowl:
 

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Winky,,,, your the best,,,,

that 419 site is amazing,,,,,
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