Let Me Be The First To Say

[DanTanna]

Auburn would absolutely punk USC OR Oklahoma. This defense is the best BY FAR in the nation. Virginia Tech looks like they are playing the PIttsburg Steel Curtain.
This has been a bowl year of outstanding offenses. But defense still wins championships. And it's a damn shame Auburn, with the best defense in the country, didn't get a shot at either one of the two pretenders USC or Oklahoma.

THE SYSTEM IS BROKE...FIX IT!!!

 

[DanTanna]

Well just like that I make that post and Auburn fumbles it away. To put a stamp on the way my bowl season has gone, I'm sure VT will make an amazing comeback.

But assuming they don't, Auburn should be playing in the national championship. That's all I got to say bout that. Give me another jack and coke. :monkey:

 

[HawaiianWarrior+]

They wanna make it a squeeze game .............squeeze , squeeze , squueeezzze, LOL

 

[TheOdyssey]

Now Auburn will lay down for V Tech and cost me the cover. I hope the don't get one vote for the national championship.

 

[DanTanna]

Sorry guys,
It was my fault. I come on here and run my mouth and cost all of us Auburn players the cover. I suck. Damnit.
Somebody fix me one more jack and coke.
P.S. Tommy Tuberville is a *****.

Damnation that ***** means pooosy. As in Tommy Tubbyville's meat flaps.

 

[WCBias]

Dan,

Please send $20,000 to Ballbreaker somewhere in northern Michigan. He thinks he's the reason Auburn didn't cover when we all know it was you.

 

[dalel]

I agree with you 100 per cent mr Dan Tanna. Auburn wins but they never seem to cover. Great teams cover the line. I still can't believe that play.

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

If Bryan Randall can throw for 280 on Auburn's D, Jason White would put up 1265 yards and 14 touchdowns in the first half.

 

[WCBias]

Death...Jason White will get his chance tomorrow, because he is facing a defense a notch below Auburn's. Sure hope he brings his ruby slippers because he's not in Kansas anymore...or Nebraska....or Baylor....Or College Station.

 

[KTBKRUSHER+]

Congrats to Death for the dumbest statement ever in a post in this forum...

 

[t3a]

If you are looking for the dumbest statement in a post you may want to check Ballbreaker' thread counting his 10K on Auburn's win tonight

 

[sandmanfromlv]

If Bryan Randall can throw for 280 on Auburn's D, Jason White would put up 1265 yards and 14 touchdowns in the first half.


Will White look like a scared 13 year old again like he did against LSU last year? Sorry, but I can't bet on OU after the way they prepped last year and got hammered...they're playing a team that has more speed, a hell of a lot better coaching, but one that plays in a significantly weaker conference...

 

[KTBKRUSHER+]

that could be a good one too:WTF:

 

[Highdaddy]

Let me make this simple, Jason White has a noodle for an arm. he wont play in the NFL, and he would look just as bad vs Auburn(see last year vs LSU)

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

Congrats to Death for the dumbest statement ever in a post in this forum...

I'm sure I could just do a search of your posts and find one that beats it.

I guess I have to put a smilie at the end of my posts so the less intelligent will know a joke when they see one.

 

[DanTanna]

Death...Jason White will get his chance tomorrow, because he is facing a defense a notch below Auburn's. Sure hope he brings his ruby slippers because he's not in Kansas anymore...or Nebraska....or Baylor....Or College Station.

Man, you were on a roll last night. This is one of the funniest posts I've read in a while. I should've laid off the sauce and stayed up for the fun.

 

[WCBias]

Dan,

Had the kids on new years so I drank a bottle of Don Julio to celebrate by myself. At 5 AM I went outside for a smoke and started walking. Got lost in my own neighborhood. Got home at 7 and fell asleep on the floor...below the couch. Kids got me up a half hour later and I swear someone was beating my skull with a hammer (which continued until 9PM that night). Swore of drinking for the next month. Made it through the NFL games (lost my ass again) without a drink, and struggled through the sugar bowl. Woke up this morning and realizing the Orange Bowl starts in 9 hours, succombed to my first beer. I'm supposed to meet Pops to watch the game but I'm ready for another, and he's on the other side of town. Wish me luck. I swear I'll quit after tonight.

 

[DanTanna]

I think you and I were seperated at birth. Sounds strangely like my incident on New Year's Eve. After I got home I went outside to smoke a cigar that someone gave me earlier. I found a golf ball in the back yard and decided I'd go back in and get a club to give it a whack. Got the club, fired up the cigar, and made one more drink for a night cap. I woke up the next morning laid across the recliner with the back door wide open and a half-smoked cigar smudged all over my shirt. I still haven't retrieved my 8 iron, but I do have about 15 swing gashes in my back yard.