Welcome back, clients....I know it's been a while.
I took some time to myself in my own version of the grotto...I keep a small cave below my villa in Turks & Caicos...I have a conch family which lives there and breeds the most perfect conchs for conch stew the quiet isle of Turks & Caicos has ever seen...
So I spent some time there, thinking about what had gone wrong these past few weeks, the lions were a sheep in wolf's clothing clearly. But nonetheless, I realized something looking at those conchs, preparing to be boiled, shelled, and cooked in a delicious sherry cream broth...they were still meandering around the bottom of my "grotto" without a care in the world. They didn't let the onslaught which was about to arrive effect them at all. I'm not going to let any of the negative energy from the lions effect me, and I feel like this may be the best capping Sunday of my young life.
On to the picks...:cripwalk:
Colts -4 (300$): Don't think about this too hard, it will hurt your brain, the Colts are relieved after last week's win and they are now ready to relax and play the type of football they were bred on. I've seen the auspicious look in Peyton Manning's twinkling eyes, he will prepare a human sacrifice this evening, deep in the underworld of the Mayan capitals in Belize...when things were going truly bad, e.g. drought, the Mayans actually sacrificed small children to appease the gods. Come to think of it, I haven't seen Chef Flacco's son running around recently...Peyton has disemboweled him.
Rams +13.5 (500$): Yea, yea the redskins are fucking incredible and the rams are SOOO bad and they have no chance. Trust me, loyal clients, close your eyes and ride the dragon. Steven Jackson has a big one and the Redskins suffer the proverbial let down game after two division games on the road. Trust your Legend Killer
And on to the play of the week..drum roll please....
CLEVELAND ROCKS...+7.5 (800 $)
Braylon Edwards has been hiding something, do you know what it is? He's been hiding a little bird named "talent and sure hands" in his back pocket. Watch Bray-Bray set the world on fire and unleash that golden phoenix on this nationally televised game. Michael Phelps will sip Sweet Corona from a can and beat off to his mentor Braylon Edwards...did I mention all that will happen on national TV. Thanks for coming, may the Conch guide you henceforth....Listen to your Legend Killer
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I took some time to myself in my own version of the grotto...I keep a small cave below my villa in Turks & Caicos...I have a conch family which lives there and breeds the most perfect conchs for conch stew the quiet isle of Turks & Caicos has ever seen...
So I spent some time there, thinking about what had gone wrong these past few weeks, the lions were a sheep in wolf's clothing clearly. But nonetheless, I realized something looking at those conchs, preparing to be boiled, shelled, and cooked in a delicious sherry cream broth...they were still meandering around the bottom of my "grotto" without a care in the world. They didn't let the onslaught which was about to arrive effect them at all. I'm not going to let any of the negative energy from the lions effect me, and I feel like this may be the best capping Sunday of my young life.
On to the picks...:cripwalk:
Colts -4 (300$): Don't think about this too hard, it will hurt your brain, the Colts are relieved after last week's win and they are now ready to relax and play the type of football they were bred on. I've seen the auspicious look in Peyton Manning's twinkling eyes, he will prepare a human sacrifice this evening, deep in the underworld of the Mayan capitals in Belize...when things were going truly bad, e.g. drought, the Mayans actually sacrificed small children to appease the gods. Come to think of it, I haven't seen Chef Flacco's son running around recently...Peyton has disemboweled him.
Rams +13.5 (500$): Yea, yea the redskins are fucking incredible and the rams are SOOO bad and they have no chance. Trust me, loyal clients, close your eyes and ride the dragon. Steven Jackson has a big one and the Redskins suffer the proverbial let down game after two division games on the road. Trust your Legend Killer
And on to the play of the week..drum roll please....
CLEVELAND ROCKS...+7.5 (800 $)
Braylon Edwards has been hiding something, do you know what it is? He's been hiding a little bird named "talent and sure hands" in his back pocket. Watch Bray-Bray set the world on fire and unleash that golden phoenix on this nationally televised game. Michael Phelps will sip Sweet Corona from a can and beat off to his mentor Braylon Edwards...did I mention all that will happen on national TV. Thanks for coming, may the Conch guide you henceforth....Listen to your Legend Killer
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