Laura Bush speech at White House correspondents dinner

[Woody0]

Saw clips on BBC but can't find the entire speech.

Reports at http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Laura-Bush-the-comedian-makes-George-squirm/2005/05/01/1114886244992.html?oneclick=true

and http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/nation/20050501-9999-1n1nation.html


But only Laura could get away with talking about the ranch and saying he likes the chain saw and that George's solution to any problem was to chop it down. His daughters call him the Texas chain saw massacre. "I guess that's why he gets on so well with Cheney and Rumsfeld"

 

[Woody0]

VIdeo clip at:

http://newssearch.bbc.co.uk/cgi-bin...+bush&scope=newsukfs_av&tab=news_av&x=97&y=16

What would we do without the BBC?

 

[Jarbo]

This was Hillarious! Nice to see there is a sense of himor in The White House!

 

[TheRightWing]

Yes she really stole the show!!!

 

[docmercer--banned]

Lets face reality ...

Ol GWB seems to have a thing for men ... remember the commentary to the Canadian PM how "pretty he looked" and GWB walking hand in hand for the Saudi Prince was all I needed to know ... throw in the naked ritual with other men in the Skull & Bones gig and ol GWB is screaming to come out of the closet!!!

$10 says GWB has wet dreams about ol Jeff Gannon !

 

[docmercer--banned]

and she has a lot more class than King Jackass ..

remember him joking about not being able to find any WMD's???

GWB is as low as it gets on the human foodchain

 

[Redneckman]

Yawn

 

[JinnRikki]

Yawn

That's a real pithy retort you've come up with there neck, to bad it's neither original or funny. It's says a lot about you though.

 

[Redneckman]

Whatever, Ricky. Now we have accusations about Bush being gay by Doc Mullah. You wackoffs just keep congratulating each other for stupid posts like that. I think that says alot about Doc's idiocy.

 

[docmercer--banned]

Redneckman:

Hang in there ... what, the thought of GWB making a move on Jeff Gannon get ya jealous???
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]January 2004. Mr. Bush wandered over during Mr. [Scot] Reid's [senior strategist to Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin] chat with the Prime Minister. Mr. Reid introduced himself and shook hands with Mr. Bush.
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[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]The President chuckled. "Well, you got a pretty face," he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn't done. "You got a pretty face," he said again. "You're a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway."[/font]

[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]Indeed, it appears that everyone our prancing President runs into is simply FAB-U-LOUS! [/font][font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular](Not one word in quotation marks has been changed from the official transcripts. To you hellbound doubting Thomases out there (you know who you are -- and so does Jesus), if you click on the quotation, it will bring up the page on official White House website that contains the speech in which the word "fabulous" was squealed with delight.)[/font]

[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]Official Xanax spokesperson Laura Bush ("a fabulous First Lady"); [/font]

[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]His viper-tongued mother Barbara ("a fabulous mother");

[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]Nimble prevaricator Condoleezza Rice (an "honest fabulous person")[/font]

[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]Chuck Berry (who -- my stars! -- did prison time for surreptitiously filming women going to the toilet), Ray Charles, Marvin Gaye, Aretha Franklin, and Stevie Wonder ("a fabulous array of artists") -- so nice that our swishy leader had gotten over the public snub of Stevie not waving back at him!; [/font]

[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]His whole Cabinet ("I put together a fabulous Cabinet"); [/font]

[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]House Speaker Denny Hastert & Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist ("It is a joy to work with these two fabulous Americans"); [/font]

[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]His whole administration ("I put together a fabulous team"):[/font][font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]and[/font]

[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]Perhaps most disconcertingly, the epitome of everything liberal (including jigger portions) Ted Kennedy ("Ted Kennedy is fabulous").[/font]

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[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]"I don't give a good goddamn if you want to be a cheerleader. Your father and I have decided you are going to play sports, like all the other little boys, mister sissy britches. Now get your hands off of your damned hips, you little pansy, and fetch me a scotch on the rocks!"[/font]

[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]-- Mrs. George H. W. (Barbara) Bush, 1954[/font]

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