LATE BREAKING NEWS BUTTERNUTTS BACK , WAS IT A CONSPIRACY?

Journeyman · May 26, 2003

Just before the trade deadline Uncle Butternutts was reaquired in what could have been the biggest case of collusion since Major League Baseball was held accountable back in the early 90`s

Shrink took another page from George Steinbrenner, first he landed Sir Patrick McIrish earlier this week!

Then what was pure genius he sent clean up man Batholomew Butternutts(Uncler B)
over to MW for brief rehab, the whole thing was planned... mapped out for 3 years

! No word as of yet what Uncle came away with, I`m sure he has pictures of his journey..

The Shrink

was seen early this morning with UNCLE BUTTERNUTTS in the suburbs of Va. outside Club Pussy Cat getting into his personal strech Limo women everywhere ... I asked him what was the deal.. he said as he chuckled "just tell Major we got our clean up man back"...Butternutts dressed in all black had a grin from ear to ear

Where does this leave The Rx , I have A STRONG feeling more moves will be made

Major couldn`t be reached for comment at his home.

Shrink did it again

[This message was edited by Journeyman on May 27, 2003 at 03:15 AM.]

JakeT. · May 26, 2003

Two men, arm in arm, coming out of a club in the early morning, one in all leather? You sure the place wasn't called the Ramrod?

UncleButternutts · May 26, 2003

LOL

Oh man...I feel so dirty..

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"...Butternutts dressed in all leather had a grin from ear to ear <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and gay.....

FredNorrisII · May 26, 2003

Jake- Right on the Money! Perfect comment!

Most likely just a Freudian slip by the author. It's hard to suppress emotions and by addressing those issues in the third person, one can "come clean" without trepidation or RAM-ifications.

VG789 · May 27, 2003

wb Uncle

UncleButternutts · May 27, 2003

Fred (ralph) , i appreciate the many kind words at MW too, btw... I was moved by your heart felt posts..

UncleButternutts · May 27, 2003

VG789

Thanks buddy

JakeT. · May 27, 2003

Ahh Journeyman changed "all leather" to "all black". Come on Journey, that's just bad reporting. Are you the NY Times reporter that got fired for fabricating stories?

raiders72001 · May 27, 2003

Shrink- The White Sox sure could use your GM skills. Congrats on another great move.

Journeyman · May 27, 2003

I was under the gun and the story was somewhat botched ...lol We have the east coast waking up shortly!

JakeT. · May 27, 2003

Uncle B (lower mid-right) with a few of his friends.

Journeyman · May 27, 2003

Man they had him doing crazy shiat over there...But he came back a better man!

I see the whole posse was acting odd......

UncleButternutts · May 27, 2003

Jake Thompson

YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO POST MY FAMILY PHOTO'S!!!

Also, i have shaved, and switched to denim...

JakeT. · May 27, 2003

Fine Uncle B.

I retract my original statements.

(But will leave them there for future reference of course)

FredNorrisII · May 27, 2003

Uncle-

Just stating what I feel. As always I will not let my position be compromised by censorship, stupidity, personal conflicts or agendas. No need to be ambiguous with my response. I stayed and will stay out of your welcome thread as well as others with which you are involved. My dislike for you is well known. Your feelings towards me have been duly noted as well. If you're such a standup guy that all profess you to be, then you will understand where I am coming from and let the chips fall where they may. I made a promise to Patrick and my word is golden. My feelings towards you will not alter that promise, although I believe that they are warranted. The trump card that you have and will always hold is an unfair advantage. The ban-button can be a powerful tool when given to an "attention whore". Not naming any names, but when someone is elevated to a "position of authority" many confuse their objective. Enjoy your day and maybe you could dig up a Kira Kener or two for me?

RPM · May 27, 2003

fred,

i will save uncle the trouble of banning you.

you should know better than anyone you were on a short leash.

cya.

MrKennedy · May 27, 2003

What did he say that warranted him being banned ?

RPM · May 27, 2003

mr kennedy,

several of freds post combined are what warranted him being banned. also, fred has been banned about 500 times, so he is pretty much a ban on sight person.

he was given a chance here, and as usual he blew it.