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[PatPatriot]

THE FROZEN TUNDRA OF... LAMBERT FIELD?
The Kerry Spot - NRO ^ | August 26, 2004 | jim geraghty



THE FROZEN TUNDRA OF... LAMBERT FIELD? [08/26 08:05 PM]


Steve Chaggaris of CBS News reports:


On Wednesday, Kerry made his third visit to Green Bay, Wis., this year and made it a point to focus on the main thing the city revolves around: football and the Green Bay Packers...

As he was taking questions from the audience, he referred to the legendary Packers stadium, Lambeau Field (which has been called that for 39 years) as "Lambert Field."


If the voters catch wind of that gaffe, it could take Kerry another three visits to Green Bay to make up for it.


(shaking head) Lambert field? Lambert field? Has this man never watched Sportscenter? Never listened to Chris Berman? Has he never heard John Facenda's NFL Films voice? The low, rumbling Voice-of-God?As in, "the Frozen tundra of (already-deep voice dropping another four octaves) Lammmbeauuuu Field..."

 

[thepig]

Now patriot, just because JohnKerry knows nothing about anything that every other normal American male does, watches or follows doesn't mean that he isn't a regular Joe Sixpack. Oh wait, yea I guess it does! What is sad is all of the effort the guy expends trying to be a regular Joe Sixpack, I suspect that once you have blown through your first billion on Botox, fire hydrant removals from your front yard in Boston and Rolls Royce's to drive to talk to the UAW in Detroit, you probably can't be a regular guy anymore. Godspeed, thepig.

 

[poopsicle]

Hahahaha, he looks like Tom Brady there.

 

[Mr NJ Sports]

Whe he chatted about hockey the other day Kerry thought it was horrible that Patrick Roy had to retire after being mauled by his tiger in Las vegas.

 

[RobFunk]

prime example of how the tuck rule can help out. you wanna go sports hope the pats have fun with their 6-10 season now that the nfl has stricter rules on grabbing recievers.

more pathetic shot than the bush posing as hitler ads.

 

[Mr NJ Sports]

Yep the Pats will suck just like the Devils will never win another Cup after 1995 with the crackdown on "clutching and grabbing"

Winners win.