Wife: Did you bet The Bills game?
Me: Yes
Wife: At least you are making some money betting against them
Me: Well I kinda changed my mind and took Buffalo
Wife: What are you a f__king retard???
Me: Sure looks like it
Wife: Even I knew Miami was a gift today
Me: Going back in the basement, call me for dinner
Wife: OK, loser!!
PS I love that woman!!
Me: Yes
Wife: At least you are making some money betting against them
Me: Well I kinda changed my mind and took Buffalo
Wife: What are you a f__king retard???
Me: Sure looks like it
Wife: Even I knew Miami was a gift today
Me: Going back in the basement, call me for dinner
Wife: OK, loser!!
PS I love that woman!!