Joe the plumber's helper tells GOP : "I'm Horny!"

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/20/joe-the-plumber-tells-con_n_177296.html

Joe the Plumber -- real name Samuel Wurzelbacher -- told a crowd of conservatives Thursday night that their love was getting him all hot and bothered.
"God, all this love and everything in the room -- I'm horny," declared Joe.​
Wurzelbacher had taken the stage to a standing ovation at the annual "DisHonors" Awards, presented by the Media Research Center, to poke fun liberal media groups. But the "horny" declaration didn't go over too well, according to the Washington Post.
Buzz immediately commenced.
"Did Joe the Plumber really just say he's horny?" "Did you hear Joe say 'horny'?" "Why is he horny and why is he telling us?" ...

After declaring he was horny, Joe mumbled a few other things about being the "token redneck" and the media loving him, and then sat back down in a sea of conservative luminaries that included G. Gordon Liddy, former Attorney General Ed Meese, radio talk show host Mark Levin, Fox News' Brit Hume and former House speaker (for half a minute) Bob Livingston.

Since debuting during the presidential campaign as the face of an "average Joe," Wurzelbacher has kept himself busy, talking strategy with conservative groups and doling out criticism for RNC Chairman Michael Steele.
"Unfortunately, we have a chairman up there who wants to redefine conservatism; he wants to make it hip hop, put it in a new package and sell it," Wurzelbacher said. "You can't sell principles; either you have them or you don't."​
 

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You said you were fiscally conservative and socially liberal. Yet you hang out on the huffingtonpost? I'm calling BS on you.
 

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You said you were fiscally conservative and socially liberal. Yet you hang out on the huffingtonpost? I'm calling BS on you.

I hang out on many news websites - why would that not make me fiscally conservative? I'm against welfare (individuals, agriculture, and businesses), pro border control, hate Pelosi, believe in the second amendment, pro school vouchers, etc.

Yet I believe in pro-choice, legalizing drugs, pro-gambling, etc. From 1987 to 2003 I only voted for republicans but now vote for moderates from both parties and some independents. I would have voted for Ron Paul in a heart beat over Obama last year.

Cartoon characters like Palin, Rush, and Joe the plumber really put a bad taste in my mouth regarding the GOP.
 

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How about Rumsfeld and Cheney with the story of how the Iraqi people would be showering our troops with flowers.
 

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How about Rumsfeld and Cheney with the story of how the Iraqi people would be showering our troops with flowers.

I don't think we should bring retards into our political discussions - look what happened to Obama.
 

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