Jessica Simpson must have a mental disability

[hosnatcher]

what? 09.15.2009



Say what you will about Jessica Simpson, but she’s an optimist, as you can tell by the fact that she has taken to twitter to help find her dog after it was STOLEN BY COYOTES!

My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!
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“Carmel”? What in the hell is “carmel”? I know what “caramel” is but quite frankly that makes even less sense. I don’t mean to brag but I think I know the color white when I see it.

http://www.wwtdd.com/

 

[onemwtheone]

I don't think the coyotes are giving this one back.

 

[Redagger029]

I didn't know coyotes had internet access.

 

[hippieki11er]

on the subject of girls and their little dogs - one of my good buddies has been dating this girl for a few years who keeps her prior dog's cremated ashes in a big pine box on top of their dresser for everyone to see.

 

[Vancouverfan]

I wonder if she's expecting a ransom call from the Coyotes

 

[quantumleap]

I wonder if she's expecting a ransom call from the Coyotes

You never know. Maybe they're raising money to keep out of bankruptcy.

 

[Bennyshoe]

Well if she can't be a spelling bee champion, there's always dating a Cowboys quarterback. Oh wait...she failed at both.

 

[ZJP6050]

I wonder if she's expecting a ransom call from the Coyotes

tell her to get ahold of gretzky.

 

[hosnatcher]

This chick is a lost cause. Her sister Ashlee is so much hotter, smarter and cleaner.