jenn garner is preggo. winkyduck is suicidal....

[Roxygurl]

film at 11..........

 

[TheGeneral+]

Winky you know this already.

 

[winkyduck]

Winky you know this already.

YES - I KNEW this. she told me a few weeks ago when she came over for a "Booty Call" and said there was no need to wear "protection" since she couldn't get preggo (although i still did) - and then explained why! I AM NOT HAPPY Ben stole MY Girl from me and then "put the biscuit in the basket" and went "5-hole" on her! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS BEN AFFLECK! i'd say i'll curse him to a lifetime of making bad movies - but it looks like that has already been done.

and between us here - right - Jenn told me the kid is MINE - but to keep it a secret because otherwise ben might dump her

so ben affleck

THAT KID IS NOT YOURS

be a man about things and dump her so she can marry the man she TRULY loves - ME!

i am not suicidal yet - for sunday is Mother's Day and i don't wanna hurt Mom - but this does hurt A LOT

the only thing worse than this would be to hear Roxygurl is preggo, too :lolBIG:

P.S.) How pathetic am i?

 

[RobFunk]

Roxy you should keep winky company becuase of this ordeal. Wear something sexy for him. I am rooting for you guys to be a famous RX couple.

Only advice I can give is that you do whatever winky says Roxy. Like a good girl should. Nobody likes that macho female crap. Not saying you do that but its lame. Dont talk about anything except food, sex and sports or I bought something cute.

 

[winkyduck]

Roxy you should keep winky company becuase of this ordeal. Wear something sexy for him. I am rooting for you guys to be a famous RX couple.

Only advice I can give is that you do whatever winky says Roxy. Like a good girl should. Nobody likes that macho female crap. Not saying you do that but its lame. Dont talk about anything except food, sex and sports or I bought something cute.

one of the funniest posts EVER. Rob - great advice - but after the KY (Jelly) Derby i sense the ONLY thing RG would talk about is the race

Winky: Roxy, how about going out for some dinner
Roxy: I had Giacomo in the Kentucky Derby and won a sh*tload of money on him
Winky: Great, where do you wanna go for dinner
Roxy: I had Giacomo in the Kentucky Derby and won a sh*tload of money on him
Winky: What do you wanna do after dinner
Roxy: I had Giacomo in the Kentucky Derby and won a sh*tload of money on him

and for the record - i like women with "spunk" who aren't afraid to speak their mind and when the time comes - put me in my place - when needed. and even though i am 11 inches taller than RG - i have a feeling if we ever got intoa fight - she'd clean my clock so bad dental records wouldn't even help!

 

[Roxygurl]

Roxy you should keep winky company becuase of this ordeal. Wear something sexy for him. I am rooting for you guys to be a famous RX couple.

Only advice I can give is that you do whatever winky says Roxy. Like a good girl should. Nobody likes that macho female crap. Not saying you do that but its lame. Dont talk about anything except food, sex and sports or I bought something cute.

:monsters- no man has ever had control over me and never will.

 

[Roxygurl]

one of the funniest posts EVER. Rob - great advice - but after the KY (Jelly) Derby i sense the ONLY thing RG would talk about is the race

Winky: Roxy, how about going out for some dinner
Roxy: I had Giacomo in the Kentucky Derby and won a sh*tload of money on him
Winky: Great, where do you wanna go for dinner
Roxy: I had Giacomo in the Kentucky Derby and won a sh*tload of money on him
Winky: What do you wanna do after dinner
Roxy: I had Giacomo in the Kentucky Derby and won a sh*tload of money on him

i had a sh*t load of money on the cards,dodgers and rockies and till giacomo won i had no money for dinner. geeez i have so few times to gloat so allow me this one day of pleasure eh?:finger: :finger: :finger:

 

[RobFunk]

no wonder

you need to learn to be submissive

 

[Roxygurl]

YES - I KNEW this. she told me a few weeks ago when she came over for a "Booty Call" and said there was no need to wear "protection" since she couldn't get preggo (although i still did) - and then explained why! I AM NOT HAPPY Ben stole MY Girl from me and then "put the biscuit in the basket" and went "5-hole" on her! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS BEN AFFLECK! i'd say i'll curse him to a lifetime of making bad movies - but it looks like that has already been done.

and between us here - right - Jenn told me the kid is MINE - but to keep it a secret because otherwise ben might dump her

so ben affleck

THAT KID IS NOT YOURS

be a man about things and dump her so she can marry the man she TRULY loves - ME!

i am not suicidal yet - for sunday is Mother's Day and i don't wanna hurt Mom - but this does hurt A LOT

the only thing worse than this would be to hear Roxygurl is preggo, too :lolBIG:

P.S.) How pathetic am i?

ive never been preggo and its not likely to happen anytime soon. have so many birth control options youd be amazed. ive seen too many of my friends make mistakes they still regret.

 

[Roxygurl]

no wonder

you need to learn to be submissive

rob, wassup??

 

[RobFunk]

chill'n like a villan

why offensive I'm not being mean.

Now put on that garter and do what winky says

 

[Roxygurl]

chill'n like a villan

why offensive I'm not being mean.

Now put on that garter and do what winky says

:biglaugh:

 

[winkyduck]

Rob - ya gotta learn to "pick fights" with the right enemy

as i have said before - Mom is 5'2" and NO WAY i'd ever mess with her (even if i wanted to) for she'd KILL me! a good friend of mine is also 5'2" - and ditto - NO WAY i'd "F" with her for she'd kill me. roxy says she is 5'2" and - ditto - NO WAY i'd get on her bad side.

these 2'5" women hava LOT of venom and fury built inside them - and if you happen to be on the receiving end of it all - my condolences to ya

i'd rather "F" the IRS than mom, the friend or roxy. i know i stand a better chance of living with the IRS option!

 

[Roxygurl]

Rob - ya gotta learn to "pick fights" with the right enemy

as i have said before - Mom is 5'2" and NO WAY i'd ever mess with her (even if i wanted to) for she'd KILL me! a good friend of mine is also 5'2" - and ditto - NO WAY i'd "F" with her for she'd kill me. roxy says she is 5'2" and - ditto - NO WAY i'd get on her bad side.

these 2'5" women hava LOT of venom and fury built inside them - and if you happen to be on the receiving end of it all - my condolences to ya

i'd rather "F" the IRS than mom, the friend or roxy. i know i stand a better chance of living with the IRS option!

some battles arent worth the time or energy winky.theres too many great people here to be that concerned about a few who id never notice in the same room anyway.its how life is winky.

 

[RobFunk]

I dont even know what she is saying winky. something about how she loves to take orders from men. good for you roxy

 

[shockltvalue]

Rob - ya gotta learn to "pick fights" with the right enemy

as i have said before - Mom is 5'2" and NO WAY i'd ever mess with her (even if i wanted to) for she'd KILL me! a good friend of mine is also 5'2" - and ditto - NO WAY i'd "F" with her for she'd kill me. roxy says she is 5'2" and - ditto - NO WAY i'd get on her bad side.

these 2'5" women hava LOT of venom and fury built inside them - and if you happen to be on the receiving end of it all - my condolences to ya

i'd rather "F" the IRS than mom, the friend or roxy. i know i stand a better chance of living with the IRS option!

2'5'' .......thats pretty small.

 

[xpanda]

Only advice I can give is that you do whatever winky says Roxy. Like a good girl should. Nobody likes that macho female crap. Not saying you do that but its lame. Dont talk about anything except food, sex and sports or I bought something cute.

You are so totally full of crap. I've heard rumours that you happen to like women who speak their mind, show some pride, and aren't afraid to make the first move.

Yes?

 

[RobFunk]

You are so totally full of crap.

Be that as it may Xpanda, what I am trying to do here is simplify things for Roxy and Winky for the sake of having their relationship expierencing any further delay in getting under way.


I mean Roxy has all this pony cash and she supposedly looks good or whatever. Meanwhile poor winky is at home tossing the sausage even though Roxy is not that far from him.

I mean she doesnt have to do everything when they hang out, but she should be at least giving him head on command then eventually they can do more.